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  1. Article: Tesla’s Cybertruck delay may have been caused by design finalization

    While it may have been delayed by aliens, alien transportation conglomerates are neither building in USA nor are they Union, this, no tax break. (Silly Martians) They will not prevail! All Hail Elon!!!
  2. Glass Topper is a SHOW STOPPER !

    Eight pages and growing on this topic: So to help me afford my Cybertruck, I hereby wish for all owners who "Identify as Albino" to join a class a tion suit against Tesla as discriminating against the fickle and/or pigment challenged Karen's. That oughta pay for a few upgrades that I'll be...
  3. This is how i want my CT dashboard

    Touchscreen is an interesting innovation but I've broken cellphone screens multiple times. Is there voice or manual override in the event of malfunction or do I call Elon for an Uber?
  4. Deleted my FSD option last night

    At 65 and retired I'm still in relatively good shape. I ride my bike 10-15 miles a day and pretty active, but... I've seen the aging process in previous generations of drivers. Sight, reaction response time, indecisiveness, etc... It's before all of us. The FSD option was a no brained for me...
  5. Tesla seeks approval for sensor that could detect child left in hot cars

    Big Brother says... It's all for the little children. Just cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not all after me! I thought putting my smartphone in a spy bag made me invisible. Now my Cybertruck can read the individuals in the car and their temperature. Cognitive cameras can tell if I'm...