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  1. Cyberman

    Optional Lightbar Accessory - first closeup looks

    That's ugly as sin. There, I said what everyone's thinking. Elon talked about other manufacturers showing a concept car, then delivering something way lame... and then did just that. 60% over announced price (violent projectile vomit ghack attack). FTS
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    Dual Motor reservation holders, still a buyer at $79,900?

    What the fuck in hell. 50G to 80G is a 60% increase. Never in my worst nightmares did I envision such a travesty. Elon, you're a sheister. I figured there would be an increase, but this is insane. I've made bad decisions in my life, but I'm not this crazy. FU, Elon. I'm out.
  3. Cyberman

    Official Prediction Thread: What will be announced on November 30th?

    I have no idea what you just said.
  4. Cyberman

    🍻 CyberBeer + CyberStein Limited Edition Set Giveaway! [Enter Here]

    You win the internet for the rest of the year.
  5. Cyberman

    Solar Cover, Lightbar (Hella), and Cyber Shop Confirmed for Cybertruck!

    That lightbar sure looks janky, like an Amazon aftermarket clamp-on. I bet other companies will offer something that looks like the original!
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    Stainless Steel Ceramic Coating

    Take it from the pro, he's done this before.
  7. Cyberman

    Actual real tape measurements at last!

    Great, now I've prepared this whole sourdough ball, put under a magnetizer for a full 48 hours, and made an undercover test briefcase/module to apply on the sly. Now whadda I do? :mad:
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    Actual real tape measurements at last!

    No, they were cool about it. Last time, at the Peterson Museum, the security dickhead wouldn't let me run my stringline under the CT, I wanted to shoot a video of the of the underside of CT, and slowly pull my cell across the underbelly front to back, so we could all see what it looks like down...
  9. Cyberman

    I Cancelled my Cybertruck for the F150 Lightning

    I agree. I think Tesla threatens not to sell you another vehicle, and to cancel any deal they think might be for resale.
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    Actual real tape measurements at last!

    It seemed way tall to me, taller than at the Peterson Museum. The gal there said is was park mode height, though. Don't know how true that is, I just report what I see.
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    Actual real tape measurements at last!

    So, what did you get?
  12. Cyberman

    Actual real tape measurements at last!

    I think it's Italian for "vagina bread"
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    Actual real tape measurements at last!

    Only if you're an idiot. As a Cybercontractor for over 30 years, I've done this a time or two. But if you're not happy with the results, you're entitled to a full refund.
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    I Cancelled my Cybertruck for the F150 Lightning

    If you buy it and keep it for a year, you can sell it.
  15. Cyberman

    Sneak peek: Cyber Shield Cleaning & Protective Spray for Cybertruck Stainless Steel

    Hmmm. Cleaning decreases entropy, opening beers 'n such increases entropy. But we're going to allow it!
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    Actual real tape measurements at last!

    I asked the lady chatting customers up for any tidbits, she told me there's a new steering wheel afoot, an octagon steering wheel. Octosteering for the win!


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