5:55a ET 3/14/2023 - Benzinga
Tesla Mix-Up: Vancouver Man Accidentally Unlocks Wrong Model 3 Using App And Drives Off In It
A Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ:TSLA) Model 3 owner from Vancouver, British Columbia, reportedly drove off in a Tesla car that did not belong to him...
Might as well start rumor/expectations.
1000:1 stock split dolled out as 2:1 split every 3 months according to @Ogre ‘s dastardly plan.
I am not expecting anything earth shattering but would not mind being surprised with positive news.
Tesla Subscriptions: Shell has an electric vehicle subscription program. Among the vehicles offered in the subscription program are Tesla Inc (NASDAQ: TSLA) vehicles, including the...
Step 1. Sell all stock immediately after Elon Musk sends a 4:20 tweet
Step 2. Buy TSLA 5 hours after a 4:20 Tweet
Step 3. Brag about your sophisticated NDA investing strategy
Note: A 4:20 tweet can be sent at any time over a 24 hour period. 5 hours timer begins after market opens.
…they hung up on me ?
I am also hung up upon by the Covid Solar rebates. I believe offered by King George Bush from Nigeria. The panic on the person’s voice when I state the call is be recorded for quality assurance makes answering the phone fun.
I also ask from time to time their tax ID...
Turning a fatal accident into fear pieces.
Applefeed, Washington Post Opinion story