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  1. Drove off in the wrong Tesla

    The story: 5:55a ET 3/14/2023 - Benzinga Tesla Mix-Up: Vancouver Man Accidentally Unlocks Wrong Model 3 Using App And Drives Off In It Mentioned: TSLA A Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ:TSLA) Model 3 owner from Vancouver, British Columbia, reportedly drove off in a Tesla car that did not belong to him...
  2. ULTIMATE Cybertruck accessory

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09CM519D6/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?smid=A7MXHDNDKKXTX&th=1
  3. Why is Tesla in the lead in for the article. Two adults survive Tesla plunges 250 feet off California Cliff?

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-children-two-adults-survive-tesla-plunges-250-feet-california-clif-rcna63999
  4. I arranged early Cybertruck delivery. (I am supposed to keep secret)

    Through nepotism, bribery and outright begging... I received early delivery of my Pre-production Cybertruck. Note: I misplaced a tape measure so I used a common object to prove the 6.5 foot bed.
  5. Autopilot is a 6k upgrade

    I just perused Tesla’s ordering page and autopilot is shown as a 6k upgrade. Still 12k for full. Maybe already known but, I just crawled out from under my rock.
  6. 4-20 quarterly earnings call

    Might as well start rumor/expectations. 1000:1 stock split dolled out as 2:1 split every 3 months according to @Ogre ‘s dastardly plan. I am not expecting anything earth shattering but would not mind being surprised with positive news.
  7. Can you customize a voice command activating FSD?

    “Jesus! Take my wheel” FSD activated. passengers are stunned
  8. Stowing cyberATV in the bed

    @ Tesla (even though there is no guarantee you will see the message) Consider making the ATV squat, handlebars rotate down so the ATV fits under tonneau cover. just a thought I think would wow the potential customers.
  9. Wilderness and fording rivers

    For those extreme wilderness adventures, do you have interest in a bolt on, easily removable pontoon device to ford rivers? Intention is for light, short term flotation. Curious if there is a market or would it be a novelty.
  10. Replacement tire price will be a shock

    Going to be a sticker shock with required tire size especially after no oil change costs. I turn into a crotchety old man when paying for consumables. ?
  11. 12V battery

    Had to replace my wife’s battery in her car, had unclip wiring harnesses, pop a computer off mounting bracket, and other miscellaneous junk. Hoping the CT 12v battery is not buried under a bunch of stuff. I always had a mental block changing batteries, for some reason, always considered it a...
  12. FSD dream

    May be a while for this. when FSD reaches Robo-taxi level. I want to be able to send my CT off in advance, and have it arrive to pick me up at an arriving airport. bags in the truck, pulls up without a driver, I get in and drive away. It is not about the cost sending the truck but the sheer...
  13. Conspiracy theory 32 Stainless Steel body

    Conspiracy theory 35: Vaccines causes magnetism resulting in metal objects sticking to the body. (Can’t make this up that it is believed by some) Telsa’s foresight built a non-ferrous stainless steel body showing incredible foresight? Dum dum duuummmm…
  14. FSD scenario question, curious

    Apologies if asked and answered prior. With current state FSD deployment, I am curious on the following scenario. A narrow residential street with cars parked on both sides. With the cars parked, bi-directional traffic needs to take turns to pass by veering into openings and waiting. Does...
  15. Penalty for late production start

    For every day in 2022 production has not started, I demand either one dollar off the price or 1 hour charge credit for super chargers! Tongue heavily in cheek
  16. Special Lease option for reservation holders

    Dreaming, would be nice if… Tesla offered a special lease on an M3 that would terminate when taking delivery of the reservation and FSD can be purchased now in the lease vehicle and transfer into the reserved vehicle. Configure the vehicle how you wish to have for the robo-fleet. Why? I was...
  17. Reservation Exchange

    I have a day 2 reservation number. Willing to trade for a later registration number, $500,000 and an ice cream cone. Please form a line with offers meeting or exceeding opening bid.
  18. 3rd party watch inspired by Cybertruck

    https://www.complex.com/style/2020/01/watch-inspired-by-tesla-cybertruck If the watch worked as a key fob and links to my phone, temptation may rise. My current interest level, novelty.


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