at least saliva has a pH of 6.5-7.5 (unlike bird crap which is 3.5-4.5) and likely won't leave a stain! but i did ask chat what you should do. here's what it said:
Spitting on your Tesla Cybertruck can be a crime in Philadelphia. Depending on the situation, it may count as criminal...
I think the buyout price went up a few thousand so the total hasn’t changed much. But if you want to lease cuz you want a new and maybe better one in two or three yrs, this ain’t bad.
I’m about ready to finally buy a CT AWD. Just got a MYAWD7S. I was on fueleconomy.gov today and both single and dual motor CT are listed. See for yourself (but it’s not on Tesla website as of 8 am mountain time)
https://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/tax2023.shtml
If you buy, here’s my referral link...