Actual picture of me waiting for Cybertruck

[Cyberman]

This may be hard to believe, but this is me waiting for Cybertruck. I'm told I've done so much, for so long, with so little, that I am now qualified to do anything with nothing. Please help. Won't someone with a reservation of 1000 or less flip me their reservation?

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[Dids]

This may be hard to believe, but this is me waiting for Cybertruck. I'm told I've done so much, for so long, with so little, that I am now qualified to do anything with nothing. Please help. Won't someone with a reservation of 1000 or less flip me their reservation?

Looks like you need vitamins more than new truck.

 

[Diehard]

This may be hard to believe, but this is me waiting for Cybertruck. I'm told I've done so much, for so long, with so little, that I am now qualified to do anything with nothing. Please help. Won't someone with a reservation of 1000 or less flip me their reservation?

I like that big smile and “future is so bright gotta wear shades” attitude. You could package that patience and positive attitude as a weight loss program. Just charge folks $100 to register and tell them you will be in touch in a month or so. Of course not everyone would want to get that fit:

 

[Dids]

This clock helps me tell when my truck will finally come.

 

[Diehard]

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This clock helps me tell when my truck will finally come.

I have a feeling, his clock looks more like this:

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