Christmas Wishes

Klaxon

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Dear Santa Elon,


Many people already asked you to include their wisher in the CT design.


Please, please include my modest wishes too.


1. My garage is only 10 cm longer than the CT. Could you program the CT to stop exactly in 5 cm before the rear garage wall without crushing into my bedroom. I could than close my garage door.


2. Here are many hunters preparing their CTs for adventures. Could you please equip my CT too with a machine gun, caliber .50 preferred. I would have more respect from the nasty squirrels that are making poops on my Toyota.


3. Please add to my CT two big rectangular exhaust pipes. It will give me lots of respect among the bikers. Don't worry, I will find what to evacuate through those pipes. Also would it be enough to install two 100W sub-woofers to amplify the fart sound through the exhausts?


5. Some people say that the glass roof may fly away if not properly glued. Could you please install that automatically rolled over the bed Easy Cover Flip Tarp System. It would safe me from liabilities.


6. How do you think, dear Santa, would installing the snow plow affect my CT acceleration?


Thank you so much
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