CyberBeer + CyberStein + CyberOpener hits Tesla Shop! 🛒 🛍️

[stumby]

https://cyberbeer.tesla.com/

https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberopener?sku=1975159-00-A

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[sstevens805]

Merch should come after. I get it though, hype sells

 

[Gurule92]

Bought lol.

I won't have a drink from these until I get my truck!

 

[CyberC]

What if this was all one big joke, and Elon tricked us into liking the idea of the Cybertruck so Tesla could sell us a bunch of doorstop-themed gadgets made of leftover factory scrap metal...

 

[rudedawg78]

I was about to buy one, but then I seen it was a set for $150. Nope. Too much $$. Can I just buy one individually?

 

[GSXR150]

I was about to buy one, but then I seen it was a set for $150. Nope. Too much $$. Can I just buy one individually?

I went to checkout and it was $175 after shipping...I folded. No go.

 

[Wolfgram]

Bought. I’m a sucker for these…

I got the Tesla Tequila and was keeping it unopened (even tho I love tequila!). The slur went up to about $1,500 … and then it fell off my shelf and shattered. 🥲

I DRINKING the beer.

 

[Crissa]

Veblen goods, guys.

-Crissa

 

[CyberSleuth]

Haha cheers?

 

[LoneWolfO6]

Cool but hard pass, these are $140 cheaper and you get six. Lol

 

[fritter63]

The Tesla Web group analytics meeting should be fun this week....

 

[cvalue13]

Sometimes I worry Tesla’s design team just accidentally made some great design in the CyberTruck - like ‘even a blind pig’ style

because everything else coming out of Tesla merch looks like 1990’s Hot Topic merged with 1990’s Gucci, and now they’re just printing items that only Patrick Bateman would buy? To display next to a samurai sword collection.

No shade on our members buying these, because I don’t think you’re doing so in virtue of their design - I don’t believe you would ever buy these but for the indirect connection to the truck (and having been blue-balled for 4 years)

The 3, X, Y, S, aren’t particularly well designed (aesthetics) cars, which was always explained by the utilitarianism and aerodynamics elements. The CT seemed like an inspired design problem solution (even if divisive - good ones always are). The CT made one think ‘they’ve finally shown us what they can do when focused on design’

but then all the merch, the CT wrap choices to date, and even some of the design changes to the CT itself - but especially the Tesla merch - makes one wonder if the CT is a fluke, and Tesla’s ‘design’ boils down to Musk and Franz getting high and going “bro, know what would be siiiiick??’

 

[stumby]

 

[cvalue13]

Ps:

and, what if this is an Easter egg:

 

[SlegMD]

Cool but hard pass, these are $140 cheaper and you get six. Lol

Good choice, having one right now.

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