Egg my CT for $, what could go wrong?

[Kryptek]

Eggs? Wouldn't be cheaper to throw steak and lobster

.50 cents an egg in my area, going to charge 3$ an egg

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[Kryptek]

I'd worry about people sneaking ceramic eggs from Tractor Supply in their pockets.

its going to be a single line, and ill try to get a local PD officer to keep any non peaceful blue hairs

 

[Jager]

So you want to give voice to all those twisted souls who think it's okay to damage someone else's property?

Yeah, there's a brilliant idea.

 

[Kryptek]

So you want to give voice to all those twisted souls who think it's okay to damage someone else's property?

Yeah, there's a brilliant idea.

Under self supervised observation, and with eggs...for an (eggorbitant) exorbitant price I would say that is an elon-style business move.

My town is small community, some will be blue haired haters but most will be fun in the sun enjoying familys getting a kick out of such a strange event. Were all a little stir crazy after 7 months of winter anything outdoors is bound to bring a smile to most faces.

 

[dalton108]

I’d rather bring a large rubber mallet and let them hit the door. Eggs are no joke to clean.

Having hit my truck with a large rubber mallet, I can tell you that it leaves stress marks in the metal. I’ll take a picture and show you later.

 

[CyberGus]

Eggs are no joke to clean.

I'd recommend prepping the vehicle first

 

[CyberGus]

How much to kick you in the nuts?

 

[Kryptek]

I'd recommend prepping the vehicle first

I was going to douce her in a mix of water/dawn dish wash before the eggslaught begins

Then immediately drive home a few minutes to wash it heavily

 

[hemiarch]

So, is this a charity thing or are you going to use the proceeds to pay for a wrap/ ceramic?

 

[Kryptek]

So, is this a charity thing or are you going to use the proceeds to pay for a wrap/ ceramic?

lol no real intentions yet, we do weird shit in Alaska once the sun comes up. There’s a town on july4th that launches hundreds of cars off a 500 foot canyon to spectators below.

 

[Kryptek]

Having hit my truck with a large rubber mallet, I can tell you that it leaves stress marks in the metal. I’ll take a picture and show you later.

mans id hate to put micro fractures Into the window glass like when they first did the tests backstage at launch event that’s why the ball broke thru, weakened the structure integrity of it backstage with the hammer

 

[Bobo_LaDouche]

Maybe water balloons would be a better idea?

I broke a car window once with a water balloon.

 

[hemiarch]

Yes, but was it a Cybertruck window? ?

 

[dalton108]

Yes, but was it a Cybertruck window? ?

Must’ve been … heavy water.

 

[RoboTaxi]

I actually thought about selling 3”x3” squares on my truck. You can carve whatever you want. $200 a pop

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