ELON HAS SECRET BABY

[CyberGus]

I know, it sounds like a fake headline, but...

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrit...k-secretly-welcomed-their-2nd-child-together/

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[Ogre]

“Secretly” as in?? Grimes had a baby in a closet and didn’t tell anyone?

Musk, Grimes, nobody owes it to the press to keep them up-to-date on their medical status or personal affairs.

 

[John K]

The article said a surrogate was used. Unless problem conceiving, I don’t think I am onboard with the approach. However, since I’m male, I am fine with my wife carrying the baby so I should not be opinionated.

 

[Crissa]

Yeah, I think that's a bit out of your purview, John. ?

It's labor, either way.

-Crissa

 

[flowerlandfilms]

Congratulations.

 

[FutureBoy]

Seems Elon is taking the population collapse idea as something he personally needs to solve. Not that I mind exactly. But the kids just keep on coming.

Point of personal history… In high school and college both, I dated girls who wanted large families. I wasn’t ready for that. They each went on to have 8 and 12 kids respectively. I’m happy for them but still glad I’m not the father.

 

[Berno]

It’s to bad we can’t all be Elon’s baby. Although, if he was my daddy, I’d want a more traditional name like R2-D2.

 

[Ogre]

I’d fit in just fine at Musk’s house. I can just see him yelling at me and the rest of his kids.

”Baby X, OG, get off my Cybertruck NOW!”

 

[Crissa]

I’d fit in just fine at Musk’s house. I can just see him yelling at me and the rest of his kids.

”Baby X, OG, get off my Cybertruck NOW!”

Haha. That reminds me of once my spouse saw a custom plate on a cherry 70s Chevelle that said 'Jessie P'. And my spouse ripped out in a Oklahoma accent (she grew up there, she can do almost all the Southern accents, with the right vocabulary)

"Jessie P Chevelle, you get yourself right on back here!"

Maybe it's just funny to me, but that's just a perfect name.

-Crissa

 

[JBee]

I actually managed to get through the whole Vanity Fair article last night, which was fairly insightful into their characters. Not something I normally read at all, but worth it to understand their motivations more.

 

[charliemagpie]

Siblings are furious, their split just dropped to 50 Billion !

 

[TruckDaddy]

Perhaps Elon sold all 7 houses to say, "Got no room in this tiny house." Baby mama got to move along, too much drama.

"Between June 2020 and November 2021, Mr. Musk sold all seven houses for a total of roughly $127.9 million."

 

[Ogre]

Perhaps Elon sold all 7 houses to say, "Got no room in this tiny house." Baby mama got to move along, too much drama.

"Between June 2020 and November 2021, Mr. Musk sold all seven houses for a total of roughly $127.9 million."

Musk and Grimes both seem very happy with their current relationship. Whatever that might be.

If there is any drama, it’s pretty low key.

 

[kraal]

What great news we have here!!!!!
He will be so happy that will sponsor a 25% discount on the CT!!!

 

[Bill906]

We have no idea what drama they have. They had a baby in secret. Think they can’t hide some domestic drama?

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