Help With Lyrics For Greased Lightning

[CyberBC]

Just thought we could use a little entertainment while we wait for the next Cybertruck news. Copyright issues aside, I was thinking that the song Greased Lightning could be adapted nicely to the Cybertruck. We can ask Elon to dance to it at the final unveil.

Here is a link to the original on Youtube: for a little inspiration

Here are the lyrics:

Well, this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin! (Greased lightnin!)

We'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads, oh yeah
(Keep talking, woah, keep talking)
A fuel injection cut off and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
(I'll get the money, I'll kill to get the money)
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that it ain't shit, we'll be gettin' lots of tit, greased lightnin'
(Go go go, go go go go go go go go)

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the heat lap trials
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
You are supreme (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream (ah-ah), for greased lightnin'
(Go go go, go go go go go go go go)

We'll get some purple pitched tail lights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
A palomino dashboard and duel-muffler twins, oh yeah
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
With new boosters, plates and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon, greased lightnin'
(Go go go, go go go go go go go go)

Go, greased lightnin', you're burning up the quarter mile
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the heat lap trials
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
You are supreme (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream (ah-ah), for greased lightnin'
(Go go go, go go go go go go go go)

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the heat lap trials
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
You are supreme (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream (ah-ah), for greased lightnin'


Here is my first stab:

Well, this car is dramatic
It's enigmatic
It's prismatic
Why it's greased lightnin! (Greased lightnin!)

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the Nurburgring lap trials
(Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin')
You are supreme (ah-ah), the nerds will scream (ah-ah), for greased lightnin'
(Go go go, go go go go go go go go)

OK Let your artistic juices flow!

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[charliemagpie]

Olivia Newton John and John Travolta dancing up the ramp, into the bed, onto a half open tonneau, sliding down the windscreen down the frunk, landing on their feet leaning against the car.

That would have been a great dance finale.