My Cybertruck has been a real ball crusher, literally...

[codeater]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it.

Edit: Third day now, all good, no need for a recall, at least not this time.

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[rudedawg78]

Well this is a first. lol

 

[codeater]

Well this is a first. lol

maybe I should stop wearing shorts and switch back to jeans even the weather is like hell. Or maybe Tesla can come up with some kind of a ball protector for Cybertruck owner? Sure they can figure it out.

 

[rudedawg78]

maybe I should stop wearing shorts and switch back to jeans even the weather is like hell. Or maybe Tesla can come up with some kind of a ball protector for Cybertruck owner? Sure they can figure it out.

They can create a "CyberCup" and sell it for $100.

 

[jf64k]

This post reads a bit like a humblebrag, haha!!

 

[codeater]

They can create a "CyberCup" and sell it for $100.

where can I preorder?

 

[ChiTownCT]

Not sure of your age OP, but as a fully grown 38 year old male my balls still hold firm. No droopiness detected yet, which may lead to said problem of yours. May I advise concentrating the AC to said member?

 

[codeater]

Not sure of your age OP, but as a fully grown 38 year old male my balls still hold firm. No droopiness detected yet, which may lead to said problem of yours. May I advise concentrating the AC to said member?

gosh now i need a doctor visit to see if the firmness is within acceptable range

 

[AlmostHuman]

This fucking thread is why I use the internet to interact with humans.

 

[codeater]

This fucking thread is why I use the internet to interact with humans.

exactly the purpose of the internet

 

[Travis64]

I would go to the doctor…7k miles no pain for me

 

[CTSoFL]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it.

If your ball crushing lasts longer than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

I think it says that on the label.

 

[SAVFPV]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it.

DUDE, LMAO

 

[MyFirstElectricTesla]

Old, gym shorts/shorts as much as possible NO underwear, 3 months 18 days on CT: no problems to my balls.

 

[J.Graham]

Best thread in quite some time

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