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The Night Before

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Jochen
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Raptor, H1, early order Cybertruck
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Twas the night before Cybertruck, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The charger cable was hung by the Powershare volt
In hopes that charging would begin tomorrow with a jolt

The father had just settled his brain for a good nights sleep
When visions of tow truck drivers started to dance in the streets

Clutching his downpayment he was nestled all snug in his bed
While thoughts of failed inspections danced in his head

Panel gaps appeared in dreams, arrays of errors codes galore
Never having owned or really experienced an EV before

Sixteen hundred and forty tree days of longing coming to end
A short night it will certainly be, will I be able to afford my rent

And the sun will rise tomorrow when I will stand awestruck
With its rays reflecting off the stainless panels of my new Cybertruck
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Outdoors

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Outdoors
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S,3,Y,CT,CT(holding pattern) Slate is back on
Don't forget the appreciation of the deprecation. It feels so warm as it goes down.
 

The Tesla Guy

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Daniel
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Country flag
Twas the night before Cybertruck, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The charger cable was hung by the Powershare volt
In hopes that charging would begin tomorrow with a jolt

The father had just settled his brain for a good nights sleep
When visions of tow truck drivers started to dance in the streets

Clutching his downpayment he was nestled all snug in his bed
While thoughts of failed inspections danced in his head

Panel gaps appeared in dreams, arrays of errors codes galore
Never having owned or really experienced an EV before

Sixteen hundred and forty tree days of longing coming to end
A short night it will certainly be, will I be able to afford my rent

And the sun will rise tomorrow when I will stand awestruck
With its rays reflecting off the stainless panels of my new Cybertruck
Pretty funny
Ironically I’m picking up my AWD tomorrow morning
 
 








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