What will happen to Tesla when Elon Musk goes to Mars?

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Elon will be leaving for Mars at about the same time that Level 5 FSD is released.
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he's already said he'll go there.... and why not? Living in the Martian colony he founded makes sense.
What happens when they run out of toilet paper and there are no trees to make more and water is too scarce for a bidet? That's why! Or the Martian bugs thought to have been seen get under your skin?
 

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What happens when they run out of toilet paper and there are no trees to make more and water is too scarce for a bidet? That's why! Or the Martian bugs thought to have been seen get under your skin?
I hope you're being comical in that reply.
 

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I hope you're being comical in that reply.
Are you kidding me? Do you really have to ask? We all know that Elon is already on Mars planning his next huge project, and that it is but his 3D tactile hologram's presence that he left behind on earth, so rest assured, Earthlings, Elon has seen to it that all will continue like clockwork. His clones are equally diligent going about the business of Tesla so CT aficionados and others have nothing to fear with any extraterrestrial adventures he may desire to embark upon. Sleep well!
 

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Mars would essentially be an enforced lockdown. No atmosphere suit, don’t go outside. Plus the months of travel in a can trying to get there.
Oh lord! That is why there is only one Elon, plus necessary clones and holograms. There is too much thinking inside the box by his admirers and followers.
 

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Mars? Not my first retirement location choice:

 
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