Year One.

[mhaze]

There are only two epochs in history. Forget the nonsense about Holocene, Paleocene, Anthropocene. It's not that these did not exist, just that they are like random pieces of trash...

The real Epochs:

Before Cybertruck - BCT
After Cybertruck - ACT

Year One Approaches.

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[Cyberman]

Approved

 

[Sirfun]

All these years I've been thinking.

BC - Before Children
AC -After Children

 

[fritter63]

Book of Cybertruck, chapter 1.

And yay, the great Elon did look upon the current state of the market and declare it stagnate. And said to his minions "Let us make a truck in our image, that they might know we are mighty". And so it was done.

And further he instructed them... let it have 3 mm of thickness, no more, no less. 3 mm should be the thickness of the thing. Thou shalt not make it 2 mm, unless then proceeding to 3. Nor shalt though make it 4 mm. 5 mm is RIGHT OUT....

And it shall have bullet proof glass, lest thine enemies should try and smite thee.

And its acceleration should leave thine enemies in the dust of the dessert and turn them to pillars of salt to be used for batteries.

And its wiper shall be ample.

 

[Cyberman]

Book of Cybertruck, chapter 1.

And yay, the great Elon did look upon the current state of the market and declare it stagnate. And said to his minions "Let us make a truck in our image, that they might know we are mighty". And so it was done.

And further he instructed them... let it have 3 mm of thickness, no more, no less. 3 mm should be the thickness of the thing. Thou shalt not make it 2 mm, unless then proceeding to 3. Nor shalt though make it 4 mm. 5 mm is RIGHT OUT....

And it shall have bullet proof glass, lest thine enemies should try and smite thee.

And its acceleration should leave thine enemies in the dust of the dessert and turn them to pillars of salt to be used for batteries.

And its wiper shall be ample.

Further readings in the Book Of Elon reveal the Stainless Steel was good, and Elon said it was so. He further declared the windshield must be clothed with a laser blaster, lest the desert scarabs infest your sight, but restoreth them to full vision.

Yay, though it lay down in the shadow of the valley of darkness, it shall be endowed with the light bar, and restoreth thine sight.

Blessed are those who see the heavens through the glass roof of the Truck of Cyber, for they will be able to sight the locust swarms afore the multitudes.

And should thine battery suffer an untoward early death, thou shalt begat a fully charged CyberQuad, lest the horsemen of the apocalypse lay thy sword upon thee.

Upon finishing ye travels, may it be blessed with plentiful sun to charge thine spirit

Thine motors shall be of three, in divine knowledge of the Holy Trinity.

Though it may roll along still waters, ye may be blessed with the power to hydroplane over with the greatest of ease.

Truly He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away. And he who was seated on the Cybertruck said, Behold, I am making all things electric and new.

When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned; the flames will not set you ablaze, for thine 3mm skin shall be your armor.

 

[mhaze]

Verily, I say to you. Unless trucks be born again, they shall not know the red sands of Mars.

 

[HaulingAss]

Blessed are those who see the heavens through the glass roof of the Truck of Cyber, for they will be able to sight the locust swarms afore the multitudes.

But fear not the great swarms of locust, for the Cybertruck will be endowed with a mighty sword, and it shall be called the big ass wiper, thus the locust swarms will not blind thee.

 

[charliemagpie]

Behold, a mighty rapture draws near, when the vast oceans shall surge and the very foundations of the Earth shall tremble. Yet fear not, for with a cold beer and a Cybertruck by your side, you shall endure and conquer all.

 

[CyberGus]

 

[Cyberman]

Verily, I say to you. Unless trucks be born again, they shall not know the red sands of Mars.

Respectfully, I say to thee, I'm aware that you're cheating...oh wait, wrong thread.

 

[Stuck4ger]

Respectfully, I say to thee, I'm aware that you're cheating...oh wait, wrong thread.

..but no one makes me feel like you [CT] do. Upside down, please don’t send me…

 

[intimidator]

There are only two epochs in history. Forget the nonsense about Holocene, Paleocene, Anthropocene. It's not that these did not exist, just that they are like random pieces of trash...

The real Epochs:

Before Cybertruck - BCT
After Cybertruck - ACT

Year One Approaches.

I hope Panasonic can make enough 4680 batteries to supply the Tesla's Austin plant to build a decent amount of CyberTrucks in 2024 AND that the 4680s Panasonic produces have good specs. Right now we don't know.

 

[Petertsai]

There are only two epochs in history. Forget the nonsense about Holocene, Paleocene, Anthropocene. It's not that these did not exist, just that they are like random pieces of trash...

The real Epochs:

Before Cybertruck - BCT
After Cybertruck - ACT

Year One Approaches.

It’s year 0, zero not 1

 

[fritter63]

It’s year 0, zero not 1

He must be a BASIC programmer.....

(Mansplain: In MOST computer languages, the first element of an array is index 0, BASIC starts it at 1 (IIRC)).

 

[mhaze]

It’s year 0, zero not 1

Epochs are huge, vast spans of historical and geologic time.

Think of it this way. In some future, far off; scientists drill into the earth to study the past. Later, the drill cores are laid out in long rows in huge tents. There is a group of tables to the left, from the BCT Epoch, and a group of tables to the right, of course the ACT Epoch. A crowd of scientists around one table at the start of the ACT heatedly argues.

Approaching that table, it is clear that this was where the cores begin to show first a scattering of 3mm stainless, and soon they become uniformly 3mm ss.

Remote viewers from inside and beyond the solar system eagerly watch.

Will the exact moment of ACT's rise finally be established?

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