Get Your Cybertruck Optimus Holiday sweater!!

[TeslaKen]

[UPDATE] - The Optimus Red Cybertruck Holiday Sweater is now Available!

Order Here: Tesla Owners Club of KC (online store)

Other items are also available, such as the popular matching beanie!

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[original post]
I have a holiday party coming up and am wondering if anyone here has an ugly h9kiday sweater featuring the Cybertruck that they would recommend. Several come up in Google search but not sure if any of them are any good. Thanks in advance!

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[That Beast Mode]

If you can find a place that will print your own, Grok had some good ideas.

 

[TeslaKen]

I really like that first one but sadly the place that will print custom is just a small patch on front, entire sweaters require orders of 50 minimum.

 

[ABILISK]

I really like that first one but sadly the place that will print custom is just a small patch on front, entire sweaters require orders of 50 minimum.

I’d buy one from you. XL please.

 

[hemiarch]

I’d buy one from you. XL please.

Me too. We just need 47 more Ken.

 

[hemiarch]

So…I know you want it to be a Cybertruck sweater but…
https://www.korsina.com/products/me...cbwuiSIQ324WRbF4v9jqxBA_ySTUfS3RoCJDoQAvD_BwE

 

[That Beast Mode]

A few more I want one posts and the Chinese companies will be having super secret Santa discount codes with the offer of DMing them for 10% off a 300% markup.

 

[That Beast Mode]

So…I know you want it to be a Cybertruck sweater but…
https://www.korsina.com/products/me...cbwuiSIQ324WRbF4v9jqxBA_ySTUfS3RoCJDoQAvD_BwE

Thats a winner in my book.

 

[hemiarch]

A few more I want one posts and the Chinese companies will be having super secret Santa discount codes with the offer of DMing them for 10% off a 300% markup.

You have to to buy it from Amazon though and write a review worthy of a Michelin star nomination which you cc them on then return it to Amazon and DM them for a partial refund. You get that only if Amazon doesn’t refund you first. Refundees will be announced on this thread in 3-6 weeks. Losers will also be publicly shamed and kicked off the marketing email list thereby excluding themselves from all further 10% discounts on 300% markups.
It’s a hell of a deal. You’d be a fool to turn it down and should expect a lifetime of remorse and regret.
First come, first serve.

 

[That Beast Mode]

You have to to buy it from Amazon though and write a review worthy of a Michelin star nomination then return it to Amazon and DM them for a partial refund which you get only if Amazon doesn’t refund you first.
It’s a hell of a deal. You’d be a fool to turn it down and should expect a lifetime of remorse and regret.
First come, first serve.

You're not supposed to say the fine print out loud... Don't forget about making a Youtube video about how its changed your life forever and you'll never be the same person after said item. Oh that and its installation and tool free, you only have to disassemble half the truck with the tiny wrench supplied made out of depleted uranium.

 

[Oden's Beast]

Tesla Owners of San Joaquin Valley is promoting this one, it looks pretty funny.

Triangles Rule! Relaxed fit knitted crew neck sweater – SjvTesla

 

[TeslaKen]

So…I know you want it to be a Cybertruck sweater but…
https://www.korsina.com/products/me...cbwuiSIQ324WRbF4v9jqxBA_ySTUfS3RoCJDoQAvD_BwE

That is scary....

 

[resellpanda88]

https://digitalassets-shop.tesla.co...CTIBLES/COLLECTIBLES/2080682-03-A_2000_05.png

this would be a good sweater to have. tesla shoud make it

 

[TeslaKen]

https://digitalassets-shop.tesla.co...CTIBLES/COLLECTIBLES/2080682-03-A_2000_05.png

this would be a good sweater to have. tesla shoud make it

Actually if you can source me some of the graphics used on that sweater I can create it for everyone.

 

[ABILISK]

Grok says it would look like this. I’d buy it.

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