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Hmmm… that’s a tricky question/request to answer. Without getting into politics, Santa strives to walk in the light of the Red Suit every single day. Christmas provides the perfect opportunity to use the chair as a pulpit—not to preach, but to inspire both children and parents about the true...

Agreed completely. I first got involved with this group through a Kickstarter program many months ago. I thought it was a brilliant idea for our new truck and pledged my support. The product had been sitting in its box in our garage, waiting for its debut—and it absolutely did not disappoint...

Thanks Tom, there is still just enough exposed to pull it all together while playing a Light Show.

Ken, I bought the 2" drop as the suspension is variable, and I have not towed on the road but I would think you would want to stay low or go medium. Not an expert, here, will defer to the more experienced with the CT as a hauler.

The same as the rest of the truck, 3M Deep Space but we left a very thin line visible so you still get a connection effect. The move was an effort to give Blitzen “eyes”.

It’s all good my friend, all good. Santa works a little side gig 2!days a week and it is only 1.5 miles away and., of course, I must set a new record every time I drive the route…FSD is not engaged.

Hey, Hey, hey...easy on the 70 thing. The Beast is the most dynamic and fun vehicle I have ever driven but there is a degree of earned decadence about sitting back in the driver's seat, sipping on a cup of coffee and being chauffeured about while you still are in control. It's like having a...

Yikes, I dropped my guard...

My wife, now insists, that I use it exclusively at night because my night vision isn't the greatest. Before Christmas, and several updates back, it took us from our farm 45 miles north of Houston right to the heart of the city, at night, in a horrible traffic jam. I just sat back and watched...

Today's Update:

Guys and gals, I have to say it again: Blitzen the Beast is the most magnificent work of art I have ever driven. And today? This technological marvel just earned 10 more gold stars from Santa himself. As a long-time equine caregiver, rescuer, and companion, I’ve always had a 4-wheel drive Dodge...

This is all I've got, for tonight...but it appears another update is in the works:

I accepted delivery July 3rd, 2024 and NO word on the offroad light bar. Not that it is anything that will be regulary used but the look is cool and in an emergency, hurricanes and such, it would have a purpose.

Downloading, right now, as I type...thank you, Tesla. I will take all the updates that you hand out. Rather cool to get a new vehicle, with super features, every several weeks while Blitzen sits in the garage.

As of this morning, 1/16/25, the TeslaFi statistics do not indicate a rapid push out. Please note, this graph depicts the rate of upgrade for the 62 Beasts, Tri-motors, that are logging with TeslaFi and does not represent the entire delivered fleet of Beasts:

I went to use my wife's Grand Cherokee, which I used to think was hot, and pulled out of our driveway and drove it right into the ditch across the street as I forgot it was going to take 27 steering wheel turns to make a 90 degree turn...I am now banned from driving our other vehicles, its the...

Further info from GROK: The current software update for the Tesla Cybertruck includes several enhancements aimed at improving the vehicle's functionality and user experience. Here are the key upgrades based on recent information: Improved Ride and Handling: The update promises a more...

We have just tried to share the joy...we don't call this Laughing Horse Farm for nuttin. Reindeer are in the back pasture.

Hands down, the Beast. I opted for the gray interior because, well, it is a truck—and despite my best efforts, Thor the Cyberdog has already left his mark. Literally. Nose prints and drool stains galore, courtesy of my four-legged co-pilot. I have NEVER owned a vehicle this beautiful and fun to...