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Easily installed in back seat (windows down) or CT's bed (vault open), no draw on battery, only energy required are a few cheap beers...turn up the volume. Outstanding!!!

Tuesday evening I received a text from our good friend Sgt. Steve Squire, our liaison to the Sheriff’s CPA Alumni Association and the officer who sponsors my service as a badged member of the Sheriff’s Chaplain Corps. “Got a minute for a call?” I assumed he might be checking on the progress of...

Over the past several months, I should have listened to my co-pilot, Thor the Cyberdog… but Santa “knew better.” Every time Thor walked past Blitzen the Cyberbeast in the garage, he’d go on alert—sniffing hard, pausing, and pointing his nose right toward the bed and rear wheel wells. I figured...

It's going live, starting today https://stats.tessie.com Let's see when it hits the CT fleet!

Even Santa's Blitzen gets involved as it is all about magic and engaging the kids...and a little imagination from the Tesbros team doesn't hurt, also.

Yikes. I just got home from my weekend work project—you know, the kind of gig a retired Santa takes on when the sleigh’s parked and the reindeer are off-duty. (What can I say? Post-Christmas boredom is real.) On a total whim, I decided to check the Cyberbeast's security camera footage—because...

My hands are still shaking. Early last night, my wife and I left a business meeting, finding ourselves on a dark, unmarked rural road. The night was absolute—pitch black, the kind of darkness that swallows everything. As I prepared to turn left onto the road, I engaged Blitzen’s Full...

A new software version has been detected on TeslaFi.com for your model Software version 2024.45.32.20 has been discovered on TeslaFi as a newer version possibly available for your model. You can view the details at...

Guys and gals, I have to say it again: Blitzen the Beast is the most magnificent work of art I have ever driven. And today? This technological marvel just earned 10 more gold stars from Santa himself. As a long-time equine caregiver, rescuer, and companion, I’ve always had a 4-wheel drive Dodge...

This is all I've got, for tonight...but it appears another update is in the works:

“Something just popped up in the Update Environment—could it be for us? We don’t want to get too ahead of ourselves, but it’s so much fun keeping our eyes peeled for the Holiday update. Ho, Ho, Howdy!”

Popped up, today:

Today, while sitting in the driveway but still on WiFi the Beast updated to 2024.26.7. Same day I was having my new Wall Charger 3 installed. Pulled her in, plugged her in and everything looked good but it stopped charging after a few moments and the charger light turned blue. Have played...

We bought Blitzen the Beast to be a truck—a way cool truck—that would replace our giant Dodge Ram 3500 Dually. Since we no longer need to tow a gooseneck or transport our horses frequently, the giant truck had lost its practicality in more ways than one. However, we were absolutely shocked when...

I’m turning to the more experienced among you for advice on alerts and issues that have come up. The other day, I took Blitzen out on the expressway to test Cruise Control. As I exited, several warnings appeared on the screen that I couldn’t read due to heavy traffic. However, when I turned...

Interesting! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/news/content/ar-AA1oxAKc?ocid=superappdhp&muid=E4087474D22E4ED684907BD4132D9CA4&adid=&anid=&market=en-us&cm=en-us&activityId=66b6862ed56e47b0893619c2c547bbfc&bridgeVersionInt=89&fontSize=sa_fontSize&isChinaBuild=false

I appreciate all the input, here, with ideas and products that keep our CTs looking clean and unique and my personal research has lead me to this: Jiffys: fingerprint-erasers that conveniently stick anywhere Restickable, reusable pads that remove fingerprints from Cybertrucks, Video Screens &...

If the water keeps rising, Santa may be punching in Wade Mode on Blitzen the Beast...right in the eye!!!

If I were to take all the cars and trucks I have ever owned, crush them up in a blender, and extract only the richest and most delightful driving experiences, you would have a pretty realistic picture of how I feel about driving our Cyberbeast. Quiet, quick, smooth, and solid are the words I...

Blitzen the Beast - Finally photo by Leemanpa