Actually, they point the way FROM Mordor. The second one is simply a spare, so that you can find your way out. If it has been a full 50 years, it probably won't make a whit of difference, like with me I'm just hoping to get mine long before I am feeding Frodomometer lilies in the fields. If I...
Check again. You may have missed a comma or a decimal point in there, along with a zero or two. Somebody has to be the last guy in line, you could be the lucky guy! Wouldn't it be funny if the last guy in line gets the first delivery because of his proximity? Now that would be poetic justice!
#1. Yes, of course, but given the "month or so", who knows if the 4680 cells will be a reality, therefore I answered based upon the reality of today.
#2. Yes, there is mobile service, but not all problems are amenable to mobile service technicians. I was looking at a used "S" that was being...
I'll take a stab at these: the long and short of battery life? It depends on how you take care of it. Keep the charge between 20% and 80% for optimal life. There is talk about the new batteries being million mile batteries or more, and the CT being a 20-30 year vehicle. It will be the last...
Loose change goes in your pocket. Right or left, whichever you prefer. Plug your phone into your auxiliary battery, which you then set on the compressed paper dash. Do NOT make the mistake of putting a drink up there though. Have you ever had one of those little "who knows" things that you drop...
#1. The final iteration of the Cybertruck will be revealed exactly "in a month or so" per Elon Musk himself. You can take that to the bank or put it in your pipe and smoke it, whichever you prefer.
#2. The exact date that CT001 will roll off the production line is 31 December, 2022. However, if...
Sort of...... reports suggest it will be available by monthly subscription. I'd get a spare bag. Can you imagine if you ran out over Los Angeles during rush hour?
Not at all. Everyone knows the CT is Elon's star Baby, so a good amount of glitter will fall on us as well (also known as pixie dust). Pixie dust is how not only the Roadster will levitate, but it will keep the prices from levitating on the CT as well. It is simple mathematics, Elon style. Ford...
All you need to know is whether or not they are made in China. I believe they call those "Chinese parts". My last batch of Chinese lug caps came only three of the four. Par for the course.
Well, valve stems rank right up there too, and don't forget the Tesla emblazoned valve stem caps that will reduce wind resistance by at least 0.00000000002%
You hear a lot about "soaking the rich" and making them pay their "fair share", although not one of those bastards will say what percentage is deemed to be a "fair share".Not even when pinned down. As a self-employed small employer, I could easily total my tax rate at 65%, and that didn't...
Ha! Better to borrow from the bank. If you die in a Tesla fire there won't be much to leave him regardless. You can save the expense of cremation however. As to Tesla insurance rates, simply ask your local Tesla insurance agent. He can help you pick and choose just what you need just like the...
"End of year" was figurative, not quoting Elon. Like "to infinity and beyond" isn't literally "to infinity and beyond" which of course would be redundant. It was simply a matter of semantics. Elon can say "to infinity and beyond" when he talks about going to Mars, but of course nobody will take...