CyberJay
Well-known member
- First Name
- J
- Joined
- Dec 6, 2019
- Threads
- 21
- Messages
- 175
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- 285
- Location
- NJ
- Vehicles
- Cybertruck AWD (two), Model Y
- Occupation
- Oncology Biotech Exec | GOD BLESS THE USA
- Thread starter
- #1
Just humor - dont mean to offend...
Please add any you know.
What impossible to break into and goes “CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA” ?
The official cybertruck owners list
How many VW software engineers does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- Sorry that’s a hardware problem
How many Ford F-150 Assembly workers does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- Just Juan
How many Alfa Romeo technicians does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- One - but a week later your dishwasher wont work.
How many Ferrari Technicians does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- Three - one to change the bulb and two to shoot the witnesses
How many Lamborghini Technicians does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- One - but the bulb will cost $199 and wont fit in 99% of sockets.
How many Toyota Service men does it take to change a Turn signal bulb?
- One. Just one.
How many fake news anchors does it take to change a EV’s turn signal bulb?
- According to close anonymous sources, nobody wants an EV.
How many Cubs fans does it take to change a EV turn signal bulb?
- None - they’ll just talk about doing it next year.
How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
- None - they like to be kept in the dark.
Please add any you know.
What impossible to break into and goes “CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA” ?
The official cybertruck owners list
How many VW software engineers does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- Sorry that’s a hardware problem
How many Ford F-150 Assembly workers does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- Just Juan
How many Alfa Romeo technicians does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- One - but a week later your dishwasher wont work.
How many Ferrari Technicians does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- Three - one to change the bulb and two to shoot the witnesses
How many Lamborghini Technicians does it take to change a turn signal bulb?
- One - but the bulb will cost $199 and wont fit in 99% of sockets.
How many Toyota Service men does it take to change a Turn signal bulb?
- One. Just one.
How many fake news anchors does it take to change a EV’s turn signal bulb?
- According to close anonymous sources, nobody wants an EV.
How many Cubs fans does it take to change a EV turn signal bulb?
- None - they’ll just talk about doing it next year.
How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
- None - they like to be kept in the dark.
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