Tesla files patent for laser wipers

[FutureBoy]

I think mildly sunburned eggs won't be what you want to eat.

-Crissa

Squab and eggs anyone? Of course if the smell doesn’t go away, you may end up with angry grizzly tongue for breakfast.

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[firsttruck]

I think mildly sunburned eggs won't be what you want to eat.

Of course not because need bacon !

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Food Hacking: Laser Bacon
Nov 18, 2015
Munchies

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Can a Laser Cook Potato Chips?
Sep 26, 2017
William Osman

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The Future of Food? Cooking 3D-Printed Chicken with Lasers | Shelly Palmer on Fox 5
Sep 28, 2021
Shelly Palmer

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Cybertruck laser wiper cooker will kick Rivian cooktop

 

[firsttruck]

OK, No more lasering around.

Time for the professionals to take over!


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Robots that Cook: precision cooking with multiwavelength lasers
Creative Machines Lab at Columbia Engineering have developed a system of software-controlled lasers to cook food with precision, retain moisture with the final-cooked product, brown food within its original packaging, and create an entirely new meal creation process for a consumer.
Sep 16, 2021
NYC Columbia University's Fu Foundation School of Engineering & Applied Science

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Precision Cooking with Multiwavelength Lasers: temperature data
Creative Machines Lab at Columbia Engineering have developed a system of software-controlled lasers to cook food with precision, retain moisture with the final-cooked product, brown food within its original packaging, and create an entirely new meal creation process for a consumer.
Here, data on heat delivery multiwavelength laser cooking technology is displayed in dynamic 3D diagrams.
Ancillary data for video: Robots that Cook
Sep 15, 2021
Columbia Engineering

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Now We’re Cooking with Lasers
Sep 17 2021 | By Holly Evarts
https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/news/now-were-cooking-lasers


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Columbia University's Fu Foundation School of Engineering & Applied Science
New York, NY 10027
https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/

 

[charliemagpie]

OMG Food for Mars

All in one food printer, laser / microwave

This is Tesla territory

 

[Cyberman]

Having looked at the pictures, I have to wonder... Are these lasers going to be powerful enough to "thwart" the classic movie trope bad-guy that jumps on the hood of the vehicle and won't get off no matter how hard one swerves? Can I now just turn on the wipers and "ablate" him off?

YES, two millimeters at a time.

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