Cybertruck, I can’t unsee this! [ADMIN WARNING: NO POLITICS; MEMBERS BANNED]

[lrpena]

These liberals are completely unhinged .

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[BeastieBoy]

I think she liked it and was marking it with her scent. Sue me, I'm a glass half full guy.

 

[gadgetmerc]

The front facing camera would have picked up more info. Post that too

 

[REM]

[married]: My condolences! I hope you and your wife can quickly swing by the touchless car wash.


[single]: Congrats, bro! I'm pretty sure that was a marriage proposal!


Either way, you can pass along her contact info and I'll get to the bottom of this whole situation.

 

[jditom]

She needs to join Only Fans! Ahahaha

Are we sure it's a she????? That's a manly ass to me!!!

 

[REM]

I am definitely not sorry for this:

 

[Killlbox]

I am definitely not sorry for this:

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[MI2Y4U]

She just proved that everyone has one!

 

[HaulingAss]

That sure looks like a rational thing a sane person would do.

I think she's one of those people who looks normal and attractive when you first meet her but by the second or third sentence, she is already exposing the underlying mental illness and irrational thinking and behavior. Within 2 minutes, sensible young men, even those with some liquor in the belly and and an itch that wanted scratching, would be hightailing it away. Far away.

There are more mentally ill people in America than I have ever seen, and the woke messaging amplifies it in people who would have been able to hold it together and manage it in the 1980's.

Obviously, it afflicts men too. Two nights ago, with my Cybertruck parked on the streets of Centralia, WA in the rain, Sentry Mode captured two angry young men wiggling and fidgeting their micro-penises out and simultaneously peeing on the right rear corner of the truck, like mentally ill brothers in arms marking their object of simultaneous desire and hate. Of course, the stainless steel was utterly unaffected.

I would post the video, but I don't believe in publicly humiliating mentally ill people with micro-penises.

It got me thinking, could there be a correlation between penis size and Elon Mental Derangement Syndrome? My theory is the dichotomy between desire for a thing, and the hate that has been skillfully programmed into them, somehow short-circuits brain function and produces this inexplicable behavior. Shouldn't some of the wasteful "scientific" grants DOGE is uncovering be re-directed to study and classify this peculiar form of mental illness?

 

[Merc_s55]

We can only hope to be walking close to the truck when these idiots are messing with our fine vehicles. It's not for everybody, but I would luv to send a little 'physical awareness' their way. Pain is Mother Nature's teacher. No one touches a hot stove twice.

 

[SteelRhino]

Lately, i have kept my truck dirty after a offload ordeal in the rains, people around me somehow dig t hat muddy look more than a clean truck... that might help in this case as a deterrent as well...

 

[TruckGenio]

Yes, I am emotionally incontinent.
Yes, I’m utterly irrational.
No, I will not be silenced…

I wish we could get the B pillar footage

 

[Killlbox]

I wish we could get the B pillar footage

Yeah, me too. We looked and there wasn’t anything additional on the thumb drive.

 

[KMB7HOME]

She…. ??

If only it was 90° out and the door was facing the sun!

 

[Killlbox]

If only it was 90° out and the door was facing the sun!

She’d probably still be stuck there!

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