Broski
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- First Name
- Broski
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2023
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- Location
- Pacific NW
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- Model 3, Cyberbeast, TRX, GX460
It is great you posted this! I’ve had the same thought and not tried it and been meaning to post a similar thread on this. Definitely looking forward to trying it.Yo, CT crew! Got a spicy tip to make haters eat their words and keep your vibe high. Been rockin’ my Cybertruck for a year, and yeah, 99% of folks love it. But we all know those haters—flippin’ the bird, gaggin’, or givin’ that sad head shake. Used to just ignore ‘em, but it’d nag me for hours. Not anymore!
Meet The Crybaby—the ultimate comeback that’ll have you grinning and haters fuming. Just ball up your fist, rub your eyes like you’re bawlin’, and throw in a sarcastic smirk. Takes a second, works like a charm, and flips the script. Here’s how it’s gone down:
These haters probably brag about “owning” a CT driver, but bet they skip the part where they got Crybabied. It’s an instant mood-lifter—zero recovery time, pure adrenaline, total “I’m rubber, you’re glue” vibes.
- Amazon driver flips me off at a light. I hit ‘em with a slow-motion Crybaby. Dude’s jaw dropped.
- Lady gags by my truck, I give her an “awww” and Crybaby. She yells, “It’s ugly!” I double down—more Crybaby. She mutters “fkin millionaire” and bails.
- Highway bird from a rando. I pull behind, unleash a double-fist Crybaby, then offer a tissue at the next light. They rage-sing, eyes closed, pretending I don’t exist. Glorious.
Let’s make The Crybaby our thing. Haters’ll think twice, and we’ll be out here spreading love, not stress.
Show Love, Spread Love
I also agree with the do not engage. But in situations where engagement is imminent, these are good tools to pick from, including blowing a kiss ?.
Keep the ideas rolling.
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