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It's about the team, they did a GREAT JOB...they are legendary and are now all deemed as official elves on Santa's team.

No poison on these guys or on our farm as we don’t want to endanger our critters and the wildlife that shares our land. But now we have hired a special company that has a complex method for the rats to carry a compound back to their colony, in the trees not in the house, and as the rats clean...

Over the past several months, I should have listened to my co-pilot, Thor the Cyberdog… but Santa “knew better.” Every time Thor walked past Blitzen the Cyberbeast in the garage, he’d go on alert—sniffing hard, pausing, and pointing his nose right toward the bed and rear wheel wells. I figured...

You’re lucky… because for the second time I’ve had my Beast (Blitzen) in the shop due to rodent damage. Last time it was the wiring harness and a $1,400 surprise gift that Santa definitely didn’t ask for. And here’s the wild part: they weren’t former rats… they were still inside the truck when...

Just more Beast-Bashing, it's just plain gotta stop%&+@

In our Equestrian Community we have deer, lots of deer...imagine that, in Santa's vacation spot. But this past holiday season, while in Santa Mode I noted, and laughed, at the fact that although humans are displayed as elves, deer a displayed...drum roll...as Reindeer. Way cool and yet another...

Yup, coming in hot, right now!!! Any update is a GOOD update....!

Guys and Gals, Ms. Claus and I are absolutely rolling on the floor laughing and loving the latest updates to Santa Mode. Yesterday morning—on our way to the workshop for a full day of spreading holiday cheer—we experienced the new update for the first time, and from the Claus perspective, the...

Thanks for posting, got it last night. Always thankful for any sort of update. No whining, here. Will try things out, today. Thanks so much, Tesla geniuses.

This is NOT a fast roll out...3 days live and it is only at 6.5% released to the Tessie fleet.

When I first reserved my beast back in 2019, it was purely on sight and shock value. Novelty factor at 100%. I knew nothing—and I mean nothing—about electric vehicles that secretly hid 845 horses ready to stampede through all four wheels at once. None of us knew about steer-by-wire wizardry...

It's going live, starting today https://stats.tessie.com Let's see when it hits the CT fleet!

I just went through the sequence with v14.2.1 and the breakdown was like this: Sloth = spot on speed limit Chill = about 3 miles over Standard = solid 5 miles over Hurry = around 8 miles over Mad Max = no clue, with a tag that reads "Santa RT" we are NOT going there, until Christmas...

IMPRESSED!!! Just put Blitzen through a genuinely serious road-construction gauntlet — the kind of chaotic mess where cars were spilling out of a burger joint, trying to turn onto an adjacent road, then giving up and stopping in the main lane with flashers on, completely blocking traffic...

Okay, TeslaFi now sees it and I am #4 with the logged fleet, not bad. I appreciate it and I will put it to a long distance test, tomorrow.

Likewise, it pushed to me before it even registered on TeslaFi. Still downloading...

Coming in hot but it is doing that crazy, "Downloading 2025.38.9.9 (50%)" and then it dropped down to 3%. I should pull the coming in hot phrase as downloading is not a speed demon. But Santa is grateful for any and all updates. Not every car buyer purchases a vehicle that sits and improves...

We are downloading it RIGHT NOW!

It was the ugliest, boldest and most outlandish vehicle I had ever seen...it was love at first sight and I put down my 100 bucks as soon as it was allowed. No regrets...three loves in my life (let me get the order correct) 1.) Ms Claus, 2.) Thor the Cyberdog, 3.) Blitzen the Beast...my heart...

Another example just came to mind. Last year I was using the X-Files LockChime from my USB drive. I used it all summer, then eventually pulled the drive out. Despite that, the truck kept playing the same LockChime… with no USB plugged in. I mentioned it to a Tesla service tech, and he laughed...