Sponsored

Search results

  1. ABILISK

    Alright, which one of you clowns did this? DOUCHENBURG

    Either one can be quite profitable if you’re a good fit for the job. The cocaine industry is a little less picky on who they employ.
  2. ABILISK

    Alright, which one of you clowns did this? DOUCHENBURG

    Crack is where the money is. And waaay safer to make.
  3. ABILISK

    Alright, which one of you clowns did this? DOUCHENBURG

    Hmmm might have to try it just for you, but I can’t imagine liking it
  4. ABILISK

    Alright, which one of you clowns did this? DOUCHENBURG

    We know it wasn’t you. Too much of a lack of ā€˜Merica.
  5. ABILISK

    Beware recent camera update... Sentry mode not reliable

    Well that’s not acceptable. Thanks for the heads up.
  6. ABILISK

    FSD14.2 download date?

    Adjusting the offset finally worked for me. Go to the autopilot tab and crank it up. It’ll drive more reasonably. Edit: Are you one of those people wanting it to go slower? If you are, use Sloth mode, not chill. Beyond that, I’d appreciate if you’d pretend otherwise so I don’t get banned.
  7. ABILISK

    2025 Holiday Software Update Wishlist

    Those pics I posted are the autopilot tab. I cranked em up all the way (that bottom row) and mad max drives almost as boldly as it did in 14.1.7. It likes to go about 83 MPH on the freeway and takes turns quick and smooth on city streets. Once I get into a neighborhood I drop it to standard and...
  8. ABILISK

    HO HO Holiday ideas.

    @That Beast Mode we must restrain ourselves from hijacking the same thread twice, but the good doctor just encouraged people to skip the pages of our inspiring albeit mind numbing awesomeness. Hurts a tad, dontcha find?
  9. ABILISK

    2025 Holiday Software Update Wishlist

    Oh but there are… And they work! This was a HUGE improvement. @hemiarch I’ll stop being a crybaby and using you as my personal shrink now.
  10. ABILISK

    2025 Holiday Software Update Wishlist

    I know you are and I believe ya. I know Tesla CAN do it because they did it already. I’m gonna give it a thorough look through when I get off work. I never adjusted anything moving from v13 to v14 and it was awesome. Maybe all the offsets reset or something.
  11. ABILISK

    Potholes and durability

    Ah, Torque News. The duffel blog of the car world. My military guys know what I’m talking about.
  12. ABILISK

    Cold Weather, Muddy Boots—How Are You Preparing Your Ride?

    Here in TX, winters get brutal. Might have to use an ice scraper to get a thin layer off ice of the windshield, although the baseplate of a pistol mag works just as well. Seasoned veterans of TX winters know to lift their wipers off their windshields after parking (doesn’t apply to CTs).
  13. ABILISK

    Cybertruck Cabin Overheat Protection: “No AC” Option Gone?

    Might be different outside the US, but I’ve never seen that.
  14. ABILISK

    2025 Holiday Software Update Wishlist

    One more thing. The 1/4 mile lane changes. 13.2.9 would blink for a while then move over for a while before eventually completing a task humans do in 3 blinks of the signal. 14.1.7 would just sorta… do it. In a reasonable amount of time. Same confidence as making a side street turn. 14.2 is back...
  15. ABILISK

    2025 Holiday Software Update Wishlist

    Maybe there’s settings I never looked at? Like with v13 we had speed offset and relative/absolute speed limits and a bunch of other stuff that went over my head (I used Tesla’s recommendation of 40% offset). Any of that for v14? I never messed with anything after updating to 14.1.7 and it drove...
  16. ABILISK

    Cybertruck Range please answer below.

    Welcome to the forum! What took you so long? Jk Wh/mi will take into account any A/C, heating, etc you use while driving. It can’t account for battery drain while parked. Your discrepancy comes from downloading and installing software updates, cabin overheat protection, sentry mode, anytime you...
  17. ABILISK

    2025 Holiday Software Update Wishlist

    So tell me this @hemiarch to see if I’m over reacting. I drove home from thanksgiving dinner with family tonight. Making a simple left turn on side streets the truck slowed down like someone driving for the first time and then it did a bunch of back and forth steering wheel jerk deciding if it...





Top