How do you wash your Cybertruck?

[dalton108]

Softer than W you think? And Big D Cheney?

I feel like W has moved some bramble and what have you on his ranch and he does paint now so not too worried about him. Cheney? I believe he’s Doug enough Graves that his hands are suitably textured; if not nearly gangrenous (no heart joke).

[I left Doug and Graves just like Siri dictated as evidence of how fucking far away from any actual AI Apple is! or maybe she knows something we don’t? Could be two dudes that he killed?! ]


But, I don’t want you putting words in my mouth @hemiarch; so, to be clear (illuminati enforcer reviewing this thread) Karl Rove’s hands are ridiculously soft [full stop].There’s nothing wrong with his grip, it wasn’t limp or anything. Just for reference, take the softest hands you’ve ever shaken and subtract 200% away from that and you’ll have some idea.

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[hemiarch]

I feel like W has moved some bramble and what have you on his ranch and he does paint now so not too worried about him. Cheney? I believe he’s Doug enough Graves that his hands are suitably textured; if not nearly gangrenous (no heart joke).

[I left Doug and Graves just like Siri dictated as evidence of how fucking far away from any actual AI Apple is! or maybe she knows something we don’t? Could be two dudes that he killed?! ]


But, I don’t want you putting words in my mouth @hemiarch; so, to be clear (illuminati enforcer reviewing this thread) Karl Rove’s hands are ridiculously soft [full stop].There’s nothing wrong with his grip, it wasn’t limp or anything. Just for reference, take the softest hands you’ve ever shaken and subtract 200% away from that and you’ll have some idea.

I feel more educated about what was one the
GOP now thank you.
How times have changed…these people I used to think were crooked, I’d now take back in less than a heartbeat (also not a Cheney joke). W is now the friendly old man down the street who gives Michelle lozenges at events not the mastermind who orchestrated a fake invasion of Iraq. It just goes to show it is all in the eye of the beholder.
Back then the standards were a little more than “publicly passable as not a pedophile” for more than about 6 months. We just didn’t appreciate what we had until it was gone.
Doesn’t look like it’s ever coming back either.

 

[dalton108]

I feel more educated about what was one the
GOP now thank you.
How times have changed…these people I used to think were crooked, I’d now take back in less than a heartbeat (also not a Cheney joke). W is now the friendly old man down the street who gives Michelle lozenges at events not the mastermind who orchestrated a fake invasion of Iraq. It just goes to show it is all in the eye of the beholder.
Back then the standards were a little more than “publicly passable as not a pedophile” for more than about 6 months. We just didn’t appreciate what we had until it was gone.
Doesn’t look like it’s ever coming back either.

Discussion for over a beer sometime in the future.

 

[hemiarch]

Discussion for over a beer sometime in the future.

For sure. I’m flirting with too political for CTOC here. Will zip it up. Point taken.

 

[hemiarch]

Discussion for over a beer sometime in the future.

I’ll take you up on that any day of the week though counselor.

 

[dalton108]

Well….we exfoliate them with chlorhexidine multiple times a day . Biggest problem out here in Arizona is finding a moisturizer that can keep up
with that.

I’m a big fan of Kiehl's for all things skin related.

 

[BlueLightning]

Good question, by the time I got all the PPF wrap off it was covered in fingerprints. Used Dawn and water and the prints were still there…good old SS!

 

[hemiarch]

I haven’t met a print that doesn’t come off with some dilute isopropyl and a terry cloth

 

[Jackmaine]

I park outside, the exterior is self cleaning whenever it rains.

 

[doggod]

I used bartenders friend when I first brought truck home to clean off some weird marks that looked like sticker residue. since then I just keep the dirt because it makes it look like I use it. live off grid and dust just covers the truck when driving down private gravel road.

 

[TyPope]

I've always been the "wash every week or two" and wax once a year kind of guy. My trucks have always looked pretty nice. I vacuum the dust/dirt out regularly so the interiors always look nice. However, now that I'm driving this expensive beast, I've washed it 3 or 4 times... Since August 2024... Fingerprints? I thought those would be some kind of huge deal. They aren't. Mine doesn't pick up fingerprints much at all.

I use car wash from Armor All. I use a big Home Depot bucket. I use a car mitt as a scrubber. I mean, nobody actually wears those things like mitts, right? I spray it down with water, wash it, spray it off, use a water blade to squeegee the water off and that's it. It's amazingly simple to wash. Oh, I also use a telescopic brush. It is one of those that you are supposed to connect a hose to. I don't. But I'm only 6'3" so I'm not reaching the whole roof. LOL

Fancy foam guns? Expensive ceramic? microfiber towels? (would regular cotton towels scratch your delicate SS?) isoprophol mixes? Super cleaner? Sprayaway?

Those are things for other people. There's nothing wrong with wanting to feel good about cleaning your truck. But those products surely are not necessary to get a good, fingerprint-free cleaning.

Have fun out there, guys! (and gals, of course)

 

[Fugue]

When you guys say full contact it makes me think of the truck wearing sparring gear.

Cybertruck would win.

 

[HaulingAss]

I haven’t met a print that doesn’t come off with some dilute isopropyl and a terry cloth

Exactly, fingerprints are just oil.

I can't believe the people who get their panties twisted up over a few fingerprints.

 

[kdn]

Once a year after the snow clears, I take it to a car wash to get the salt off.

 

[kdn]

I have my CT wrapped in red polyurethane PPF. I’m not cheap but I just wash my CT myself. Takes 15-20 minutes tops and I do it in my driveway. I was told to use low PH car wash solution but is just use whatever I fine on the garage shelf. I use the same for our MY and both look awesome after two years. Y the time I would drive to the car wash I’m sitting having a crown Royal apple on the rocks. I have a long handled soft brush that I use and it works out great. I probably wash both of the units once a month but in the wintertime only when it is nice out.

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