Someone urinated on my truck

[JudgeMetal]

So camera caught this at the airport last week. Got the new update and was going over footage. Now I want to file a police report and see if I can get the guy throw in jail!

Life in the big city.

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[M0unt41nm4n]

The cops won't do crap about that because they likely have more important things to do in NYC.

I would Facebook on that guy to see if anyone knows him, etc. Do a social media push on him (X, Instagram, etc). Chances are in NYC, you won't get far with that but it's worth shot. You can also try the facial recognition clearview.ai and see if you can get a match. Now if you find him... here is what I would do...

Find out where he lives and see what car he drives. Print a picture of him pissing on your CT... and hold on to it. Then I would go to Chipotle and order 2 big assed-burritos. Eat them. Wait until the next day until your turtle is poking like nobody's business. Go over to his car and take a mammoth crap on his windshield. Bring some plasticware and smear some of it on ALL his door handles. Then take the photo from before and put a note on it "With love from the Cybertruck owner who you decided to pee on his vehicle. I figured I would repay the favor with interest . Enjoy!". Leave 2 sheets of toilet paper along with the note stating you think he may need that.

This will probably be that last time that a-hole will ever do that again ?

 

[MyFirstElectricTesla]

That guy needs to drink more water.

 

[Crissa]

Life in the big city.

Unrelated to it being a city or not.

-Crissa

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