Dear Tesla, What I Want For Christmas...

[Gaximus]

All the things good, but crab walk. It’s a gimmick that no one uses. I know a few people with the hummer ev, and have never used it.

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[Kengineer]

Just want Unsupervised FSD, dream is to send the Cybertruck back home by itself after driving me to the airport.

 

[CyberZephyr]

You must be really desperate, it's barely Spring! ?

 

[SCTesla]

I would bet you’ll get the first three within 45 days (in the Spring Update). Unsupervised FSD likely early next year. Crab Walk likely never…Tesla tested it and there are even some videos of it from GigaTexas during the pre-release days but they said there wasn’t a use case for it so never plans to release it.

I think next year is pretty aggressive to hope for FSDU. It will be in 2 cities this year and Elon keeps saying "possibly more", but open nationally? That will be a while, I believe.

Crab walk is likely never.

I do think ASS, banish, etc. will come in the spring update.

 

[65SoYoLO]

I definitely wish you could customize the display screen to show a message, kinda like dog mode does, when Sentry mode is activated.

the batman logo...

 

[tingmo13]

Dear Tesla, a stockholder
A stock holder since 2018 (bought lot more last Monday) and reserved on Day one (still intact)-want a smaller Cybertruck before Christmas, please. ?

 

[Mikec3399]

All the things good, but crab walk. It’s a gimmick that no one uses. I know a few people with the hummer ev, and have never used it.

correct it a gimic, however, I would use it

 

[J-Man]

Dear Tesla, What I want for Christmas for my FS Cyberbeast...

ASS, auto self-summons, self-park, Unsupervised FSD, Crab Walk and camera software upgrade to catch the
vandals, maybe a display on the dash instead of the sentry logo, that says "You are being recorded, don't do it!"
We will prosecute to the full extent of the law!

Thank you
Not only a FS Cyberbeast owner but a stockholder also

Sorry to hear about your stock. I dumped mine just in time.

 

[cybercuh]

Bring back original steering feel

Unsupervised FSD. For those nights at the bar

 

[PebeWA]

Unsupervised FSD. For those nights at the bar

All of our cars are Robotaxis. At some point I'd expect there to be a program where we can enroll our unused Teslas for this service.

Studies show that personal vehicles sit idle about 95% of the time—parked at home, work, or wherever else they’re not being driven.

So why not!

 

[cybercuh]

I meant so that I can get plastered at the bar and my truck can drive me home safely ?

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