“Yo dawg, I heard you like Cybertrucks, and bacon!”

[dalton108]

Don’t. Add. The bacon.

How very manipulative of you.

You must be a defense attorney, not a prosecutor. You’re responsible for half of my overtime pay. That’s both good and bad. Since you’re a fellow CT owner, we’ll call it okay, but I got my eye on you lol

How much is “big bacon” paying you for this hit job??

I have to say I love bacon!!

BUT, if you get it— pull it off of this burger and eat it separately, that’s all I’m saying!

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[hemiarch]

How much is “big bacon” paying you for this hit job??

I have to say I love bacon!!

BUT, if you get it— pull it off of this burger and eat it separately that’s all I’m saying!

Ah…he’s a bacon purist….i can respect that.

 

[ABILISK]

How much is “big bacon” paying you for this hit job??

I have to say I love bacon!!

BUT, if you get it— pull it off of this burger and eat it separately, that’s all I’m saying!

Even separate from the burger, bacon enhances life!

 

[hemiarch]

Yes. I feed my Jewish children bacon almost every single morning.
I believe in god, but also in joy.

 

[ABILISK]

Yes. I feed my Jewish children bacon almost every single morning.
I believe in god, but also in joy.

God loves bacon and wants us to have it too. Anyone who says otherwise is out of their mind.

 

[hemiarch]

One thing that doesn’t work though for sure, before someone here connects the dots in a dangerous way….bacon IN a snackwich.
it just gets soggy.
You’ve been warned.

 

[dalton108]

One thing that doesn’t work though for sure, before someone here connects the dots in a dangerous way….bacon IN a snackwich.
it just gets soggy.
You’ve been warned.

Thank you, Doc, for this very important PSA. Not all heroes wear capes.

If I ever find myself in the 90s again I will be sure to follow this very important advice!

If I’m being honest, though, I’m probably more likely to try this now then I would be if you hadn’t ever said anything.

 

[hemiarch]

Thank you, Doc, for this very important PSA. Not all heroes wear capes.

If I ever find myself in the 90s again I will be sure to follow this very important advice!

If I’m being honest, though, I’m probably more likely to try this now then I would be if you hadn’t ever said anything.

Forbidden fruit psychology. @SlegMD , I’m trying to make bacon sandwiches look good here. Like sexy black trucks.

 

[ABILISK]

Forbidden fruit psychology. @SlegMD , I’m trying to make bacon sandwiches look good here. Like sexy black trucks.

 

[SlegMD]

Forbidden fruit psychology. @SlegMD , I’m trying to make bacon sandwiches look good here. Like sexy black trucks.

Not a popular opinion but… I’m over bacon, too salty! I’m definitely not over black CTs though

 

[That Beast Mode]

Forbidden fruit psychology. @SlegMD , I’m trying to make bacon sandwiches look good here. Like sexy black trucks.

Since when did bacon sandwiches ever need help looking good? When you've reached perfection there's only one way to go.

 

[That Beast Mode]

Not a popular opinion but… I’m over bacon, too salty! I’m definitely not over black CTs though

This is blasphemy.... People have been crucified for less.

 

[hemiarch]

Since when did bacon sandwiches ever need help looking good? When you've reached perfection there's only one way to go.

I don’t see that stopping you from doing Cybertruck PR on here.

 

[That Beast Mode]

I don’t see that stopping you from doing Cybertruck PR on here.

Fair enough, but it was more of a PSA incase there was possibly someone out there who didn't know the joys of bacon.

 

[hemiarch]

Fair enough, but it was more of a PSA incase there was possibly someone out there who didn't know the joys of bacon.

As @dalton108 eloquently stated., not all heroes wear capes. Thanks for the important PSA.

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