ASS coming soon - "Summon for Cybertruck rolling out shortly"

[Mikec3399]

Messed up misquote above so I just respond in line.

Tesla has been the carrot dangler for just about every new feature on a car. People are willing to buy a product that isn't finished and in beta. Pretty brilliant if you ask me. I do miss just normal summon. That has been a great feature over the years just for simple stuff.

FSD not finished upon release
4 wheel steering not fully done upon release
Summon
Off road lockers
Light bar for CB

Yet think of all the nice stuff. Joe mode. Dog mode. I am sure there are more.

For you folks that don't know. When you see a diamond in the corner that means AI from Gemini. One could remove it, but that ain't cool.

climate control osslliating vents,
PCS Controller recall
needs to be addressed

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[HaulingAss]

2 years later..... hopefully it actually gets implemented soon.

Too bad Tesla isn't more like GM, where all the cool features are available with an OTA update no more than a couple of months after purchase. In fact, in most cases with GM vehicles, all the cool features you're going to get are there from day 1!



GM EVs already have a summon feature. That's where you tell your dealer you want a software update to fix some issues you've been experiencing and the dealer summons you to their shop for the software!

 

[EricGregori]

Crazy, this coming out now and my FSD has been the worst since I bought my Cybertruck in 2024.

It’s constantly making wrong random turns during FSD. It attempts to make turns for absolutely no reason. Doing its own thing and ignoring the navigation. FSD is fine, aside from following directions which makes unreliable at the moment.

FSD v14.33

FSD in my Model 3 is perfect. Navigation is terrible, parking needs work, but none of that is under the FSD model. Navigation is bad when not using FSD, and parking needs an option for (park as far away from other cars as possible so some loser does not ding my car).

 

[EricGregori]

Too bad Tesla isn't more like GM, where all the cool features are available with an OTA update no more than a couple of months after purchase. In fact, in most cases with GM vehicles, all the cool features you're going to get are there from day 1!



GM EVs already have a summon feature. That's where you tell your dealer you want a software update to fix some issues you've been experiencing and the dealer summons you to their shop for the software!

Yea, it is amazing how quickly people become entitled. This is why, as a Tesla investor, I look forward to when Tesla stops selling to consumers. Trying to keep consumers happy is a waste of engineering because they are never happy. Selling directly to businesses is so much easier because all decisions are based on data.

Rivian is the only other car company that supports customers like Tesla.

 

[Maddmax]

Summer of Ass

 

[jamescstein]

It’s constantly making wrong random turns during FSD. It attempts to make turns for absolutely no reason. Doing its own thing and ignoring the navigation. FSD is fine, aside from following directions which makes unreliable at the moment.

FSD v14.33

Turn off Online Updates. Stops it 100%.

Not a permanent solution, but it does stop the frustrating tours of town when you are in a hurry.

 

[mrcarcrazy]

I just ran inside the house and told my wife “I’m getting ASS soon!” She was not entertained.

 

[HaulingAss]

Yea, it is amazing how quickly people become entitled. This is why, as a Tesla investor, I look forward to when Tesla stops selling to consumers. Trying to keep consumers happy is a waste of engineering because they are never happy. Selling directly to businesses is so much easier because all decisions are based on data.

Tesla has no plans to stop selling to consumers. That's a false narrative dreamed up to throw shade on Tesla.

 

[UberNoob]

I just ran inside the house and told my wife “I’m getting ASS soon!” She was not entertained.

Careful, she may just disable your updates and prevent you from getting A.S.S. for several weeks.

 

[ChronoDog]

Crazy, this coming out now and my FSD has been the worst since I bought my Cybertruck in 2024.

It’s constantly making wrong random turns during FSD. It attempts to make turns for absolutely no reason. Doing its own thing and ignoring the navigation. FSD is fine, aside from following directions which makes unreliable at the moment.

FSD v14.33

It really blows my mind that the FSD is different from truck to truck. Mine is basically perfect with no problems. I am not a tech guy and don't understand why the FSD would not be same for everyone.

 

[axhoaxho]

I missed the summon feature in our 2019 Model S, and I am super excited to finally have it in our Cybertruck soon!

The Cybertruck is the best vehicle we've ever owned, and it is getting better! Yeah!

 

[seussiii]

Someone is 100% going to be running summon from the vault

*Cough Cough*

 

[Garee]

It’s about time we get some ass!

 

[Hookalakupua]

Remember to heed the almighty words of Bel-Biv-Devoe…

 

[dalton108]

Remember to heed the almighty words of Bel-Biv-Devoe…

I cannot lie, I’m gonna have to stick with Sir Mix-A-Lot on this.

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