Funny Craigslist Ad from Person Wanting to Trade Their 2001 VW Rialta for a Cybertruck

[WILLK]

Nothing like a little satire.
Note: This is an excerpt:
?Why You Might Hate Your Cybertruck:
Every Starbucks parking lot feels like a protest.

You can’t look at it without hearing Elon's last tweet echo through your skull.

You tried to love it, but it drives like a refrigerator and vibes like a bunker.

Even your neighbor with the lifted Tacoma thinks you’re a tool now.

?Who This Trade Is For:
Californians who used to adore Tesla but now need an identity cleanse.

Former Elon fans who now side-eye Twitter/X like it’s a gas station sushi bar.

Someone with a taste for retro-cool, low-mileage, high-vibe, road-ready magic. (I call her the Magic School Bus)

? DM me if you’re ready to untruck your Cybertruck and upgrade to a lifestyle that actually sparks joy.

Let’s make this absurdly perfect trade happen!!

And yes, I’ll even throw in a crystal, some palo santo, and a playlist called “Escape from Elon” to get you started. ???

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[BlueLightning]

Just buy one off Carvana!

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[MI2Y4U]

Hmmmmm,
Me thinks someone is trying to get into a CT on the cheap!

 

[WILLK]

That's what I was thinking.

 

[rovert43]

Self depricating to get a deal. Well played as we all know most haters only hate them because they are out of reach for them.. Like a stoner looking at a cover model and saying he "wouldn't" hit it. Insert "Couldn't"

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