Screaming into the Cyber void

[Dids]

Sigh

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[Blue Steel]

 

[Dids]

Elon I'm being very calm but I want my truck now. IT PUTS THE TRUCK IN THE MAIL!

 

[Deleted member 4261]

I want my cybertruck now. I do not want to wait. Gimme gimme gimme. Ahhhhhhrrrrrgggg.

Think yourself lucky, imagine waiting all this time to be finally told you can’t have one.

 

[Dids]

The taco becomes the meat.... need new cybertruck now!

 

[Sirfun]

OH NO! Hope you're ok! Dadgumit, I don't envy your position a bit. I was just talking to my wife yesterday about Presidents' Day commercials on the radio and WHY would anyone want to buy a vehicle right now. Here's a good answer. Good luck bro!!!!

 

[Diehard]

The taco becomes the meat.... need new cybertruck now!

Haven't posted for a while but I had to say sorry to see you being sandwiched. I hope you are OK. Same thing happend to me in my truck. It sucks dealing with it but walking away OK is the most important thing.

Edit: a slight pain in the neck may pay for your CT

 

[Dusty]

Hope you're OK. Man, vehicle attrition is setting in.

The bright side. If Tesla had delivered the CT in 2021 this would be your CT in between those soft car buns. Then you'd be waiting . . . again.

I fired up my Alternate Dimension News Feed™ and saw this story:

Area Man Goes Straight Bananas After Cyborgtruck Damaged in Fender-Bender
A quiet community remains in shock after a local man launched into a violent rampage when his vehicle was damaged after being struck by another motorist. The incident occurred at an intersection in the community of Bricklocal on Friday afternoon. Despite having inflicted injuries to passers-by, and destroying a large portion of the small town, an online community rallies in support of the man's actions. One member of an online community called Cyborgtruck Owners Group, named Musty said, "I don't blame him, we waited forever to get a Cyborgtruck. Let this serve as a warning. Hit my truck and I'll make an entire side of the [expletive] planet go dark." . . .

 

[cybguy]

Think yourself lucky, imagine waiting all this time to be finally told you can’t have one.

If you read your preorder agreement, you'd know it doesn't guarantee any price or that the Cybertruck will ever be produced. I still hopeful at least low volume production will get underway by 2024. That's a year later than what I thought 15 minutes into the unveiling when I placed my Preorder.

 

[rudedawg78]

 

[Dids]

Oh I'm fine... slightly sore shoulder where seat belt held me. Lady had a seizure and rammed me into the car in front. Front guy pulled front a bit after hit and I was pushed into him again. So I ran front told him not to move that I didn't have brakes ran back to her car and pushed her foot of the gas. She was flopping around and bubbles were coming out of her mouth and her car was full smoke from the airbags I think so I pulled her out and held her to keep her head from bouncing till the ambulance came. Ran into her husband today at the junkyard and he said she is still in hospital but she will be fine. It's pretty scary to watch a seizure.

 

[Dids]

Giga Texas bbq is coming April 7 ... maybe they will give rides in Cybertruck.

 

[Crissa]

Good on you, rescuing the other driver!

Health based accidents are pretty rare, too.

-Crissa

 

[charliemagpie]

The taco becomes a taco

Glad to hear all is well.

 

[Cyberman]

I've been waiting so hard it hurts. Are we really over a year away? Losing...hope... it's getting dark... so dark... can't take it any long...

What the fuck, man, it's been two years since this comment, and we're still at least another year away. And why am I replying to my own comments!?!?!?

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