Spit! What should I do? File a report or not?

[R.R.MONTY]

File a report. Have the officers address her directly. If that doesnt work, purchase horse manure and have fun and never return there again.

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[StellarWatt]

Doxx this lowlife on social media, Nextdoor.

 

[dalton108]

If someone pissed on her/his/its car in retaliation, would that the same legal outcome? Asking for a friend.

One bodily fluid is as good as another. That’s just being neighborly and returning the favor.

I’m being facetious. I would be concerned about the public urination and exposure problem.

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[StellarWatt]

Lol!
A while back my office manager told employees she was managing she took a dump on her ex car after he dumped her. She didn’t last long in my office. This story came out after she was fired.

 

[dalton108]

Lol!
A while back my office manager told employees she was managing she took a dump on her ex car after he dumped her. She didn’t last long in my office. This story came out after she was fired.

Shitty situation.

 

[leoaa777]

I would file a report.

It sets the precedent that actions have consequences, even if they won’t be changed with anything. A couple of hours of them fatties being uncomfortable would satisfy me.

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