What is delaying the CyberTrucks?

[SabrToothSqrl]

With everyone going nuts waiting for orders that are now months behind; thought we'd have some fun.

Speculation only (Didn't want to clog up the real threads).

My money is on the blinker fluid plug. I'm told you need a left handed screwdriver to access it.

I've also heard rumors of the aluminum magnets being delayed.(again).

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[TyPope]

With everyone going nuts waiting for orders that are now months behind; thought we'd have some fun.

Speculation only (Didn't want to clog up the real threads).

My money is on the blinker fluid plug. I'm told you need a left handed screwdriver to access it.

I've also heard rumors of the aluminum magnets being delayed.(again).

They are waiting on the IPO of SpaceX so Elon can combine the two companies in order to get extra electrons to fill the batteries.

 

[JCERRN]

They just need to get the regional sales managers out to check the continuum trasnfuntioners one or two more times before they can ok deliveries.

 

[teethdood]

Elon is buying up CTs again for SpaceX's Mars colony

 

[The Tesla Guy]

My guess is they are converting the manufacturing process to accommodate volume production of the standard AWD model which will ultimately be the majority of sales.

 

[Djinndjinn]

They are attempting to increase horsepower by banging 2 coconuts together.

 

[Alpine]

Technical learnings of Tesla for make benefit all Cybertruck owners.

 

[speedstuff]

I have a friend that works for Rockwell (a Tesla subcontractor) - he sent me this video

 

[Mr Sir]

The REAL reason is when their left-handed smoke shifter in the assembly line quit, they could only find a right-handed one. The left one is back ordered!

 

[Mr Sir]

I have a friend that works for Rockwell (a Tesla subcontractor) - he sent me this video

The winner.

 

[stangfish]

With everyone going nuts waiting for orders that are now months behind; thought we'd have some fun.

Speculation only (Didn't want to clog up the real threads).

My money is on the blinker fluid plug. I'm told you need a left handed screwdriver to access it.

I've also heard rumors of the aluminum magnets being delayed.(again).

The chrome reverse muffler bearings are on back order.

 

[LexusCyber]

The aliens are delaying CyberTruck production. They are not ok with us getting so technologically advanced so fast... affordable CyberTrucks + Optimus + AI will bring too much freedom.

 

[Flynn]

They’re upgrading encryption on the signal busses to polyphonetically-grouped 20-square keys, transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls, so as to prevent reverse engineering by Aliens once the trucks land on Mars/Moon.

So as to further obfuscate the signal, they’re routing it through the windshield wiper washer fluid hose. The retro encabulator governs signal diversion to the antenna, which is secretly the windshield wiper. With 800 volts pushing the signal, the cybertruck will be capable of transmitting from within the hollow moon

 

[LexusCyber]

keep it up... there are some interesting theories here... this might just catch the attention of Elon .. one day! that will surely accelerate production.

 

[CT19TX]

Optimus is the issue.

There is a HUGE learning curve from scooping popcorn versus Cybertruck assembly.

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