Year One.

[Zapharus]

Book of Cybertruck, chapter 1.

And yay, the great Elon did look upon the current state of the market and declare it stagnate. And said to his minions "Let us make a truck in our image, that they might know we are mighty". And so it was done.

And further he instructed them... let it have 3 mm of thickness, no more, no less. 3 mm should be the thickness of the thing. Thou shalt not make it 2 mm, unless then proceeding to 3. Nor shalt though make it 4 mm. 5 mm is RIGHT OUT....

And it shall have bullet proof glass, lest thine enemies should try and smite thee.

And its acceleration should leave thine enemies in the dust of the dessert and turn them to pillars of salt to be used for batteries.

And its wiper shall be ample.

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