Baby delivered in Cybertruck, the ultimate family vehicle 👼🏻

[hemiarch]

Does Ara have a Doula mode?

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[Fugue]

I brought my youngest home from the hospital in a Cybertruck, but this is a whole new level!

 

[eSteve]

Words by the mother:

Yay, the first Cyberbaby!!!! Congratulations!!! Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!!

 

[hemiarch]

Yay, the first Cyberbaby!!!! Congratulations!!! Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!!

Yes. Almost forgot to say this. Thank you.
Mazal Tov

 

[CyberGus]

Anyone know how to clean amniotic fluid out of Alcantara?

Asking for a friend

 

[That Beast Mode]

How awesome to have Grok in the truck at a time like this!

I can only imagine the answers it would give if it was on unhinged mode. Does anyone know if the proud new parents are on the forum? Congrats.

 

[SlegMD]

Congrats, glad there were no complications!

 

[SlegMD]

Ava, walk me through child birth step-by-step please!

 

[hemiarch]

Well. Based on the movies you get water and newspapers so there is a pretty good chance Ara would start there. They always ask for that before they ask for a phone to call 911 and something to clamp and cut the umbilical cord with. Never really understood why.
I did ask once on my OB/gyn rotation as a med student and quickly understood I was heading more in the general surgery direction shortly thereafter.
Did my required five deliveries and would be delighted never to do one again.

 

[Zane Edwards]

Words by the mother:

CONGRATULATIONS!!

 

[Nice2CTu]

Well. Based on the movies you get water and newspapers so there is a pretty good chance Ara would start there. They always ask for that before they ask for a phone to call 911 and something to clamp and cut the umbilical cord with. Never really understood why.
I did ask once on my OB/gyn rotation as a med student and quickly understood I was heading more in the general surgery direction shortly thereafter.
Did my required five deliveries and would be delighted never to do one again.

I used to deliver baby pigs and other farm animals, that was 60 years ago The umbilical cord connection to the mother feeds the (unborn) baby oxygen and blood, I believe it contains two arteries and one vein. After delivery, if uncut can risk blood from the baby into the placenta, and the baby should start breathing on its own rather than oxygen from the mother. Tying off the cord prevents excess bleeding. More common than not (90%) after a litter of pigs delivered in about 45 minutes, there is a bonding between mother/child, and I noticed a bonding typically the next day to me and the mom (they would nuzzle snout and say thank you). ha. Pigs are the smartest farm animal, just behind dogs.

 

[CyberGus]

Foreshadowing...?

https://www.instagram.com/meettherobinsonsusa/reel/DMxuANhMSjZ/

 

[hemiarch]

I used to deliver baby pigs and other farm animals, that was 60 years ago The umbilical cord connection to the mother feeds the (unborn) baby oxygen and blood, I believe it contains two arteries and one vein. After delivery, if uncut can risk blood from the baby into the placenta, and the baby should start breathing on its own rather than oxygen from the mother. Tying off the cord prevents excess bleeding. More common than not (90%) after a litter of pigs delivered in about 45 minutes, there is a bonding between mother/child, and I noticed a bonding typically the next day to me and the mom (they would nuzzle snout and say thank you). ha. Pigs are the smartest farm animal, just behind dogs.

@Beast Mode, where are you with the bacon stuff man? Still looking at that Scarlett Johansson picture?

 

[That Beast Mode]

@Beast Mode, where are you with the bacon stuff man? Still looking at that Scarlett Johansson picture?

Which bacon stuff were we still waiting on? And yes, I will always look at Scarlett Johansson. Btw the tag you keep using is a different user, unless you were looking for them and not me?

 

[hemiarch]

Which bacon stuff were we still waiting on? And yes, I will always look at Scarlett Johansson. Btw the tag you keep using is a different user, unless you were looking for them and not me?

Oops. Sorry. Forgot the THE. Apologies @Beast Mode , you’re an innocent observer who may in fact keep kosher.

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