FSD 14.3 will now pull over if you’re inattentive, and allow you to resume FSD without putting the car in park

[dalton108]

Video in link.

https://www.notateslaapp.com/news/4144/tesla-fsd-v143-now-pulls-over-when-youre-distracted

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[CyberGus]

Yeah but does it know when I gotta pee

 

[Nice2CTu]

Dalton108, ASS prediction early 2027 see Grok answer below to when to expect v15 of FSD ("long distance summoning scenarios")

Tesla FSD v15 is expected to deliver a major leap over v14 through a full architectural overhaul, centered on a ~10x larger neural network model (roughly 10 billion parameters vs. ~1 billion in the current "small" model used in v14).3a6caa
Key Expected Improvements (vs. v14)
Scale and Capability Jump: The shift to the "large model" should enable far better generalization, nuanced understanding of complex scenes, and handling of rare edge cases. This is described as a fundamental change rather than incremental tweaks.add9dc
Safety Target: Elon Musk has stated v15 will "far exceed human levels of safety, even in completely unsupervised and complex situations." This contrasts with v14's focus on being "better than human" (with ongoing supervision needed) and point-release polishing (e.g., v14.3 improvements in smoothness, reaction times, and edge cases like emergency vehicles).513b57
Unsupervised / Robotaxi Readiness: Aimed at enabling true unsupervised operation (e.g., robotaxi use without a driver). This includes better performance in low-light, construction zones, unpredictable human interactions, and long-distance summoning scenarios.3da1cf
Architectural Overhaul: Complete software stack redesign for higher efficiency and performance. It will run on existing Hardware 4 (AI4/HW4) in supported vehicles (e.g., recent Model 3/Y, Cybertruck), with no need for AI5 in the initial rollout.0cde65
Other Potential Gains: Reduced "hallucinations," more human-like decision-making, improved data efficiency (e.g., less loss from video compression), and overall robustness from vastly more parameters allowing richer reasoning.8adf60
Timeline Context: Targeted for late 2026 or early 2027. v14.x (currently at v14.3+) will continue with polish releases in the meantime.e76741
Caveats: Tesla's FSD timelines and claims have historically shifted, and v15's exact features will depend on training progress with billions of miles of data. These are based on statements from Elon Musk and Tesla as of April–May 2026. For the latest, follow official updates or recent X posts from @Elonmusk.

 

[hemiarch]

Yeah but does it know when I gotta pee

The cameras only approach to detection has proven challenging on that one.

 

[Eka]

Yeah but does it know when I gotta pee

For that you need to install Neuralink's bladder monitor.

 

[Fugue]

Yeah but does it know when I gotta pee

That should be an option on the nag screen when you disengage FSD.

 

[hemiarch]

I mostly use the “fuck you Tesla” aka preference button unless I actually have something to say.
The neuralink would get rid of the pesky talking to Grok to choose a destination thing.

 

[Fugue]

I mostly use the “fuck you Tesla” aka preference button unless I actually have something to say.
The neuralink would get rid of the pesky talking to Grok to choose a destination thing.

I've been quickly tapping the microphone button twice to get rid of it.

 

[hemiarch]

I've been quickly tapping the microphone button twice to get rid of it.

Didn’t know that was possible. Thanks. Will try it.

 

[That Beast Mode]

I've been quickly tapping the microphone button twice to get rid of it.

Idk this was possible either, I find it even more of a nag than the prior nagging that it doesn't disappear until you answer the question. Don't you dare check the map or change a song because you need to pay attention or well nag you - but also, here's a survey on the screen for you to take that were cool with, take your time to make sure you answer correctly.

 

[Ken in Miami]

For that you need to install Neuralink's bladder monitor.

Which is also known as Flomax

 

[REM]

I've been quickly tapping the microphone button twice to get rid of it.

these little gems are great for this forum! though I try to give accurate responses as much as possible.

 

[Merc_s55]

Soooo, I have spent a bunch of money getting the most advanced truck on the planet---and it's increasing the monitoring? I didn't buy it to have it tell ME what to do. I want to tell my TRUCK what to do.
The other day I was leaning back, digging the tunes, and I guess I didn't move enough, so it threatened me with a strike!!!
It's a better driver than me. I've seen this. It does not require my attention. Just leave me to my cheesies and pop. Ha.
On a different note, a full size deer came out of the ditch behind a vehicle going the other way. The truck started to react, but didn't have a chance. Drilled me right on the driver's door. I can say from experience that sort of contact will cause a lot of damage. Stopped---Not a scratch. The deer was a mess. Broken back, legs, well everything. Had to put it down. But the truck didn't even have a mark. Just a lot of blood and hair. So there's that.

 

[Eka]

The other day I was leaning back, digging the tunes, and I guess I didn't move enough, so it threatened me with a strike!!!

For FSD I had to learn to move my head some. I look around by moving my eyes to the mirrors, etc.

 

[Airborne Rhino]

glad your okay Bob. A deer just hit my sister's Kia and totaled it. Luckily she wasn't hurt

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