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  1. Confirmed Contact regarding CT

    Confirmed contact regarding finalizing my CT with expected delivery 4/1/2022. be right back, wife calling me away…
  2. Can you customize a voice command activating FSD?

    “Jesus! Take my wheel” FSD activated. passengers are stunned
  3. Stowing cyberATV in the bed

    @ Tesla (even though there is no guarantee you will see the message) Consider making the ATV squat, handlebars rotate down so the ATV fits under tonneau cover. just a thought I think would wow the potential customers.
  4. Wilderness and fording rivers

    For those extreme wilderness adventures, do you have interest in a bolt on, easily removable pontoon device to ford rivers? Intention is for light, short term flotation. Curious if there is a market or would it be a novelty.
  5. Evil plan, math is flawless

    Buying a two motor. Tri may start production a year later. with truck purchase, get government rebate. Rounding to 10k When Tri production starts, dual get into an “unfortunate” accident. Insurance replaces vehicle, add in the second government rebate, another 10K. FREE upgrade to Tri while...
  6. Replacement tire price will be a shock

    Going to be a sticker shock with required tire size especially after no oil change costs. I turn into a crotchety old man when paying for consumables. ?
  7. 12V battery

    Had to replace my wife’s battery in her car, had unclip wiring harnesses, pop a computer off mounting bracket, and other miscellaneous junk. Hoping the CT 12v battery is not buried under a bunch of stuff. I always had a mental block changing batteries, for some reason, always considered it a...
  8. Update CT announcement when…(these are the jokes)

    …Golden Gate bridge finishes getting painted.
  9. Air Quality in Los Angeles

    Looking forward to the day when 80% of the vehicles are electric or clean burning. thinking out loud and also know pollution exist in different forms of generating energy. one who has experienced almost daily summer smog alerts, knowing current state progress, I look forward to the future...
  10. FSD dream

    May be a while for this. when FSD reaches Robo-taxi level. I want to be able to send my CT off in advance, and have it arrive to pick me up at an arriving airport. bags in the truck, pulls up without a driver, I get in and drive away. It is not about the cost sending the truck but the sheer...
  11. Frunk-Gate! Why should the mid-gate get all the fun?

    Just think, access the Frunk-Gate (TM), stretch your legs out while driving.
  12. Automation craziness, non-ct related grill cleaner

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HJCQ3D4/ref=cm_gf_abdt_d_p0_qd0_ShkGxmk7Uk2SoyPHrTbg Seriously, a robotic grill cleaner for the barbecue? “Mr Bilbao Baggins, enough is enough.” Slips on ring of power and goes invisible. watch the video for entertainment fun.
  13. Mars - NASA rover images

    https://mars.nasa.gov/resources/25962/mastcam-zs-360-degree-view-of-van-zyl-overlook/ nerd out with me in the link
  14. Conspiracy theory 32 Stainless Steel body

    Conspiracy theory 35: Vaccines causes magnetism resulting in metal objects sticking to the body. (Can’t make this up that it is believed by some) Telsa’s foresight built a non-ferrous stainless steel body showing incredible foresight? Dum dum duuummmm…
  15. FSD scenario question, curious

    Apologies if asked and answered prior. With current state FSD deployment, I am curious on the following scenario. A narrow residential street with cars parked on both sides. With the cars parked, bi-directional traffic needs to take turns to pass by veering into openings and waiting. Does...
  16. Penalty for late production start

    For every day in 2022 production has not started, I demand either one dollar off the price or 1 hour charge credit for super chargers! Tongue heavily in cheek
  17. Special Lease option for reservation holders

    Dreaming, would be nice if… Tesla offered a special lease on an M3 that would terminate when taking delivery of the reservation and FSD can be purchased now in the lease vehicle and transfer into the reserved vehicle. Configure the vehicle how you wish to have for the robo-fleet. Why? I was...
  18. Reservation Exchange

    I have a day 2 reservation number. Willing to trade for a later registration number, $500,000 and an ice cream cone. Please form a line with offers meeting or exceeding opening bid.





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