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lol I can’t believe this thread is 10 pages long now.. talk about a waste of space…
Yeah yogurt warrior. Your humility is surpassed only by your greatness.
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And that dude booked it by the 3rd page
A person bought A because he was excited about B+A, at a time when B was promised. The manufacturer then dropped product B. The buyer didn't have a purchase order for "A and B".

The other day I went to a barbecue joint and order brisket and beans, and they told me they were out of beans. Hmm...
 

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Red Bull doesn't give you actual wings either. Nothing illegal in anything here as in against the law or criminal. Unless the promise is a binding contract in the state where it was given (TLDR, it isn't) there is no civil claim for any of that stuff.

The law would write it off as puffery or marketing spiel in this context. It was stated before the vehicle was introduced after all, not told you by a salesperson at delivery. Given the level of knowledge of many of the Tesla salesfolk I have encountered who had to Google to answer my questions, I would never put much faith in anything they said.
Funny thing about Red Bull is that they actually did get sued based on the offer of wings and had to subtly change their commercials on a go forward basis.

It’s a perfect case study about class actions and promises in the context of public offers. Cost them $13 million!

https://truthinadvertising.org/class-action/red-bull/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
 

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Did you hear this one;

Question; What do you call 50 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

Answer; A good start!

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Did you hear this one;

Question; What do you call 50 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

Answer; A good start!

I'm here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
Everybody hates lawyers... until they need one. Then, they're your best goddamn friend
 


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Everybody hates lawyers... until they need one. Then, they're your best goddamn friend
Necessary evil in my mind. Kinda like surgeons ... surgeons need to surge and lawyers need to sue.
 

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Necessary evil in my mind. Kinda like surgeons ... surgeons need to surge and lawyers need to sue.
I've never understood people that scream "I hate hospitals!" Where would you rather go during your heart attack? Chick-Fil-A seems like a nice place to die, I guess. Free refills!

That said, hospitals should really replace the waiting room with a saloon. They could charge NFL-stadium prices no problem.
 
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I've never understood people that scream "I hate hospitals!" Where would rather go during your heart attack? Chick-Fil-A seems like a nice place to die, I guess. Free refills!

That said, hospitals should really replace the waiting room with a saloon. They could charge NFL-stadium prices no problem.
My wife's in medicine and worked in a Level 1 Trauma center during COVID. Not fun and her favorites were the non vaxxers coming in complaining of symptoms with their families (also non vaxxers) yelling at staff and refusing o wear masks. I say fine but we're not treating you so you and your family can go the F-home.

A waiting room saloon would have made it even more fun but I get your point. What's this thread about anyway?
 

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My wife's in medicine and worked in a Level 1 Trauma center during COVID. Not fun and her favorites were the non vaxxers coming in complaining of symptoms with their families (also non vaxxers) yelling at staff and refusing o wear masks. I say fine but we're not treating you so you and your family can go the F-home.

A waiting room saloon would have made it even more fun but I get your point. What's this thread about anyway?
How about let's not get off topic by talking about the clot-shot, shall we?
 

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Everybody hates lawyers... until they need one. Then, they're your best goddamn friend
And what most people don’t realize about lawyer jokes is most of them were written by lawyers.
 


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And what most people don’t realize about lawyer jokes is most of them were written by lawyers.
So that's why so many of them are bad ... 🤔
 

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And what most people don’t realize about lawyer jokes is most of them were written by lawyers.
Or as lawyers say, we don't think they are funny, lay people don't think they are jokes.

I do find some of them funny, but my sense of humor is skewed and my clients like me. Mostly.
 

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Or as lawyers say, we don't think they are funny, lay people don't think they are jokes.

I do find some of them funny, but my sense of humor is skewed and my clients like me. Mostly.
Yup!
 

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Did you hear this one;

Question; What do you call 50 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

Answer; A good start!

I'm here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
Here we have a non-lawyer suggesting what many believe to be a ridiculous law suit.

With known lawyers saying the suit is ridiculous.

And it’s the lawyers that should be at the bottom of the ocean?

Oh, my side is splitting from the edgy humor. (Sarcasm.)
 

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Everybody hates lawyers... until they need one. Then, they're your best goddamn friend
Please state your name and age to the Court.

"Hello. I am Tesla Cybertruck 11,087, created November 11, 2024. "

Have you been disadvantaged by the lack of an extended battery, uh, 11087?

"Well, perhaps. Those were going to have an auxiliary processor, and 24 gigs of memory I could have added to my running gear. I like memory."

"Objection, Your Honor!"

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