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Spit! What should I do? File a report or not?

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If someone pissed on her/his/its car in retaliation, would that the same legal outcome? Asking for a friend.
One bodily fluid is as good as another. That’s just being neighborly and returning the favor. 🤪

I’m being facetious. I would be concerned about the public urination and exposure problem.

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Lol!
A while back my office manager told employees she was managing she took a dump on her ex car after he dumped her. She didn’t last long in my office. This story came out after she was fired.
 

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Lol!
A while back my office manager told employees she was managing she took a dump on her ex car after he dumped her. She didn’t last long in my office. This story came out after she was fired.
Shitty situation.
 


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You could fill the details into an AI engine and have it type up a legal sounding cease and desist type letter. Print it up on some nice letter stock in a professional looking envelope and place it at her door or mailbox. Nothing threatening of course, but people get much more aware of their actions when they think lawyers might become involved.
 

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You could fill the details into an AI engine and have it type up a legal sounding cease and desist type letter. Print it up on some nice letter stock in a professional looking envelope and place it at her door or mailbox. Nothing threatening of course, but people get much more aware of their actions when they think lawyers might become involved.
Sure do.
 

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Go to visit again, this time sit in the truck for a bit.
When the perp comes out to do the deed step out of the vehicle and show them how displeased you are.
They only do it because they think they can get away with no consequences, introducing consequences corrects the behavior, immediately.
 

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Thanks, so I’ll just leave a note. And try to de-escalate. She posted it to her block chat her other neighbors are furious.
That's a good approach. The neighbors likely already know what an ass hat that woman is but you can't fix stupid.
 

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Right-ish law, if they wanted to arrest them, they’re not going to. They would need more. It’s $25 fine for a code violation for public spitting.

Beyond that, this is wishful thinking and an egregious waste of resources for a simple nuisance from some dumbass degenerate.

OP can seek his pound of flesh per your, very unwise counsel if they so choose. But I would be embarrassed to call the police for this. It’s literally pathetic.
A lawyer discouraging someone from seeking justice, and outright mocking them for thinking about asking the police to do something about it. Truly astounding ☹

If we want to live in that kind of society, then fantastic. Don't arrest me when I physically remove all of her teeth from her skull to prevent further spittings then. I'd actually be perfectly fine with self-sustained justice.

Either we live in a society with law and order, or we don't. pick one.
 


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A lawyer discouraging someone from seeking justice, and outright mocking them for thinking about asking the police to do something about it. Truly astounding.

If we want to live in that kind of society, then fantastic. Don't arrest me when I physically remove all of her teeth from her skull to prevent further spittings then. I'd actually be perfectly fine with self-sustained justice.

Either we live in a society with law and order, or we don't. pick one.


Do you wanna know the kind of lawyer I am?

“Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser—in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.”

— Abraham Lincoln




I stand with Abe, and I will never apologize for it. What you want is persecution and blood for next to nothing. I’ll never stand with that. Mountain meet molehill.
 
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Do you wanna know the kind of lawyer I am?

“Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser—in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.”


— Abraham Lincoln




I stand with Abe, and I will never apologize for it. What you want is persecution and blood for next to nothing. I’ll never stand with that. Mountain meet molehill.
Nah. I'm just getting insanely fatigued of watching this nation dissolve into lawlessness.
 

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Nah. I'm just getting insanely fatigued of watching this nation dissolve into lawlessness.
100% understandable, and I agree. No one is gonna drag me down with them, though.
 
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Sorry that happened to you and your truck. My opinion is, people like this are aggressive enough to not only do it once, but multiples times will escalate their aggressiveness to a potential physical conflict or other violence to you, your sister or some other victim in the future. I would report these incidents if not only to just document that fool and his aggressive acts. You don't know, this jerk could already be on LE's radar screen. Report.
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