2026 Spring Software Update has arrived - New Features:

[TyPope]

To be clear, I only laughed in solidarity with you not at you. And yeah … “soon.” ಠ_ಠ

That could be anywhere from 0 to 1500 Elon “two week units™️” which, themselves, are relative and can be anywhere from “two actual weeks” to “seven years”.

Is an Elon unit worth a Schrute Buck or maybe a Stanley Nickle?

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[TyPope]

I tried it back then but all it would let me do was add some text. This spring, however, I was able to upload images, so I added my license plate and I love it.

i have 2 dogs :-(

"Fido and Spike" could be your dog's name on the screen...

 

[Jhodgesatmb]

"Fido and Spike" could be your dog's name on the screen...

Works for me! Surprised I didn’t that of that, thanks!

 

[TyPope]

Works for me! Surprised I didn’t that of that, thanks!

Glad I could help. I hope your dogs like their new names. LOL

 

[dalton108]

Works for me! Surprised I didn’t that of that, thanks!

I plan to do “Wiz/Mo” because I’m anal and that’ll work better since it says “X is chillin’.” “Wiz and Mo [they] is” would drive me fucking crazy!

 

[Jhodgesatmb]

Glad I could help. I hope your dogs like their new names. LOL

They will come to anything if I have bacon!

 

[TyPope]

They will come to anything if I have bacon!

Me, too

 

[Sxksxk]

I cannot see myself using Summon or Banish before UNsupervised FSD is proven 100% trustworthy, and maybe not even then. For me not being in the car introduces too much risk and liability, and I see FSD make too many mistakes on a routine basis to trust it with me still in the drivers seat to trust it on its own. Someday maybe.

FSD has gotten amazing with V14. We are getting very close to autonomy, granted it's grandma autonomy. Lol

 

[turns2stone]

FSD has gotten amazing with V14. We are getting very close to autonomy, granted it's grandma autonomy. Lol

Agreed. I'm getting comfortable enough that I could see myself using it to 'come get me', even several miles away. Not that we have a line-of-sight to such feature, but we're getting close from a capability standpoint. And I've been using FSD since 2021.

 

[rovert43]

Are we EVER getting Actually Smart Summon?

I'm still trying to teach mine how to park in the garage, it's like teaching a 15 year old Chinese girl how to park.

 

[Jhodgesatmb]

I'm still trying to teach mine how to park in the garage, it's like teaching a 15 year old Chinese girl how to park.

And what kind of experience do you have with 15-year old Chinese girls? Do we really want to know the answer?

 

[rovert43]

And what kind of experience do you have with 15-year old Chinese girls? Do we really want to know the answer?

It was a long time ago, to be fair I was 16.

 

[Jhodgesatmb]

It was a long time ago, to be fair I was 16.

That does change things somewhat …

 

[Outdoors]

I think they are unifying the stack.

Maybe ass is coming.

 

[sharpgator]

I think they are unifying the stack.

Maybe ass is coming.

https://www.notateslaapp.com/software-updates/version/2026.2.9.8/release-notes

This site specifically says not available on CT sadly

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