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I'm starting an OnlyFans. I hear really attractive people do well on there, like $100K a month. In comparison I'm probably a 5/10 so I figured I can make $50K a month.

I'm fairly certain that's how this all works.

Plus dad-bods are in... so... think I've got it all sewn up. The money, not the dad-bod, that's definitely not sewn up.

That's a low end CT a month, so I should be set, maybe I'll splurge on the Plaid version whenever it comes out. ?
 

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I'm starting an OnlyFans. I hear really attractive people do well on there, like $100K a month. In comparison I'm probably a 5/10 so I figured I can make $50K a month.

I'm fairly certain that's how this all works.

Plus dad-bods are in... so... think I've got it all sewn up. The money, not the dad-bod, that's definitely not sewn up.

That's a low end CT a month, so I should be set, maybe I'll splurge on the Plaid version whenever it comes out. ?
I think the 5/10 folks just have to be more creative with their set pieces.
 

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I'm starting an OnlyFans. I hear really attractive people do well on there, like $100K a month. In comparison I'm probably a 5/10 so I figured I can make $50K a month.

I'm fairly certain that's how this all works.

Plus dad-bods are in... so... think I've got it all sewn up. The money, not the dad-bod, that's definitely not sewn up.

That's a low end CT a month, so I should be set, maybe I'll splurge on the Plaid version whenever it comes out. ?
Yea I hear all the instragarmers are saying they love dad bods.
 

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I'm starting an OnlyFans. I hear really attractive people do well on there, like $100K a month. In comparison I'm probably a 5/10 so I figured I can make $50K a month.

I'm fairly certain that's how this all works.

Plus dad-bods are in... so... think I've got it all sewn up. The money, not the dad-bod, that's definitely not sewn up.

That's a low end CT a month, so I should be set, maybe I'll splurge on the Plaid version whenever it comes out. ?
Let me know when your first video is out.

(Sounded way less creepy in my head)

:)
 


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I'm starting an OnlyFans. I hear really attractive people do well on there, like $100K a month. In comparison I'm probably a 5/10 so I figured I can make $50K a month.

I'm fairly certain that's how this all works.
Unfortunately it's a logarithmic scale. The 9/10's make $10k/month, the 8/10 $1k/month, 7/10 $100/month... by 5/10 your income is a solid dozen dollars per year.

Fortunately, the slipping timeline for CYBERTRUCK and compounding of interest, you'll have the full downpayment before your delivery date!!!
 

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Unfortunately it's a logarithmic scale. The 9/10's make $10k/month, the 8/10 $1k/month, 7/10 $100/month... by 5/10 your income is a solid dozen dollars per year.

Fortunately, the slipping timeline for CYBERTRUCK and compounding of interest, you'll have the full downpayment before your delivery date!!!
Don't go putting facts in my fantasy. LOL
 

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Unfortunately it's a logarithmic scale. The 9/10's make $10k/month, the 8/10 $1k/month, 7/10 $100/month... by 5/10 your income is a solid dozen dollars per year.
Someone has thought through this before … :devilish:
 

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Unfortunately it's a logarithmic scale. The 9/10's make $10k/month, the 8/10 $1k/month, 7/10 $100/month... by 5/10 your income is a solid dozen dollars per year.

Fortunately, the slipping timeline for CYBERTRUCK and compounding of interest, you'll have the full downpayment before your delivery date!!!
I think I read the formula is ($250,000 * X/10) - $150,000 so you have to be a 6/10 to break even. If you are a 5/10, you have to pay $25,000/ month to make people to watch your stuff.
 


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I am a humble part-time Postman in a regional town.
My ability to afford the Cybertruck, is questionable.
But my Pre-Order is also quite far down the list, so there is hope.
I made this chart to keep track of my progress.
My savings are all held in Tesla Stock.
This is how much I have saved so far...

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_FRUNK IT_
Just need a little more....... in the VAULT
 
 








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