CyberZephyr
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Gallons is right I'm 51yrs old and I couldn't recall all the injuries I've suffered over the years but here's a few of the bloodiest moments teenager playing baseball in the neighborhood ball was hit over the home run fence it was just your standard old white picket fence. " I'll get it ". So, I go and hop the fence I get up on the fence standing on top of the fence I spot the ball and jump. well, that day I learned where the wrestling term clothesline came from. did not even see the clothesline it hit me right on the center of my forehead and I bounced off that clothesline strait back where I came from, but my head was leading the way, and it found a nice big block of home run concrete that just happened to be lying right there in the flower bed. I had to walk home about a whole city block by the time I got home my whole back side from my head down to my socks was drenched in blood. many stiches later i was back in action. The same picket fence except this time it was basketball, and the ball got stuck up on the roof. so i use the picket fence and a brick column next to it to reach the roof from the column it was a bit of a stretch and jump to get on the roof getting on was easier than getting off and as i was up there the guy that lived there came out and started yelling at me " hay get the fuck off the roof " and I panicked reaching for the brick column with my foot. I thought I had my foot on it and I released my grip and down I fell onto the picket fence my leg hit one of the points then slid into the space between 2 points and got jammed in there. I had to lift my leg out of there to free myself I didnt get impaled but I opened up a nice gash down my chin my blue jeans were bright red by the time I got home. and later as an adult i had 2 fingertips amputated in a work-related accident. did I mention I played in a full contact men's league Hockey! have you ever been hit with a slap shot on the eye barrow? I have!Bro you said gallons ?
I’ve lost more than 2 gallons of blood, donated 1 pint at a timeso yeah 2 gallons is a conservative amount.
I didn't even include the time I was T-boned by a semitruck with trailer hauling a heavy load hit me full speed going through an intersection and dragged me across the whole length of the intersection 6 lanes strait into the light pole on the opposite corner that pole hit my Range rover just behind the driver side door with so much force that I still had enough momentum to do a 540 spin off the pole and came to a rest on the front lawn of a business. that car saved my life minor cuts and burses with 2 broken ribs. and Luckly I was alone because the rest of the car was gone the initial impact ripped my fuel tank open like a can opener and it had a full tank. Fuel was thrown everywhere, and I'm strapped in unable to release the seat belt it got crushed and the plastic case was gone on the lock mechanism i struggled with it for a sec then the driver was standing at my door all the glass was gone the roof was gone. he's standing there looking at me. I say you got a knife cut my seat belt .and swish he pops open a pocketknife and it was sharp he hesitated I said what are you waiting for and with one swipe he cut the belt I climbed out and when i hit the floor that's when I felt the pain then my Angel appeared I call her my angle just a random lady that wrapped her scarf around me and told me don't look don't worry about your car its gone. until the ambulance came and got me then the morphine kicked in until the catheter was inserted No take it out, take it out! ha-ha that's a sensation I never felt before.Gallons is right I'm 51yrs old and I couldn't recall all the injuries I've suffered over the years but here's a few of the bloodiest moments teenager playing baseball in the neighborhood ball was hit over the home run fence it was just your standard old white picket fence. " I'll get it ". So, I go and hop the fence I get up on the fence standing on top of the fence I spot the ball and jump. well, that day I learned where the wrestling term clothesline came from. did not even see the clothesline it hit me right on the center of my forehead and I bounced off that clothesline strait back where I came from, but my head was leading the way, and it found a nice big block of home run concrete that just happened to be lying right there in the flower bed. I had to walk home about a whole city block by the time I got home my whole back side from my head down to my socks was drenched in blood. many stiches later i was back in action. The same picket fence except this time it was basketball, and the ball got stuck up on the roof. so i use the picket fence and a brick column next to it to reach the roof from the column it was a bit of a stretch and jump to get on the roof getting on was easier than getting off and as i was up there the guy that lived there came out and started yelling at me " hay get the fuck off the roof " and I panicked reaching for the brick column with my foot. I thought I had my foot on it and I released my grip and down I fell onto the picket fence my leg hit one of the points then slid into the space between 2 points and got jammed in there. I had to lift my leg out of there to free myself I didn't get impaled, but I opened up a nice gash down my chin my blue jeans were bright red by the time I got home. and later as an adult i had 2 fingertips amputated in a work-related accident. did I mention I played in a full contact men's league Hockey! have you ever been hit with a slap shot on the eye barrow? I have!
so yeah 2 gallons is a conservative amount.