Stainless steel Cybertruck chilling stones (Tesla Glass and Chilling Stone Set) new in Tesla Store

[Fugue]

"Hello, doctor? I think I swallowed a Cybertruck"

Media headline: "Man Hospitalized After Driving Cybertruck Into Stomach"

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[hemiarch]

Media headline: "Man Hospitalized After Driving Cybertruck Into Stomach"

I think if it makes it past the GE junction I’d probably leave it alone and tell the patient to expect a cyberpoop in the next couple of days. Would probably make it past the ileocecal valve.

 

[Fugue]

I think if it makes it past the GE junction I’d probably leave it alone and tell the patient to expect a cyberpoop in the next couple of days. Would probably make it past the ileocecal valve.

I want to see those notes.

"Recommended patient air down and put it in Intestine Mode."

 

[AverageJoe]

Shoulda been priced 79.99 like the trucks

It is for two

 

[RayzorBEV]

"• Storage pouch for stones"
So, with the 2 Cyberstones in the pouch.. Wouldn't that turn them into the cybernutz sack?! ...

 

[RayzorBEV]

These are overpriced and impractical. And they will sell out.

Just ordered! I can't help it and I don't even drink

 

[CyberGus]

Literal baby bottles are a tight fit in there.

Dude, wtf are you drinking

 

[REM]

"Hello, doctor? I think I swallowed a Cybertruck"

 

[Fugue]

Dude, wtf are you drinking

Bottles of babies, of course.

 

[pricedm]

Tesla Glass and Chilling stone set $150
One share SpaceX $135

Choose wisely.

 

[hemiarch]

Bottles of babies, of course.

Uh oh..is it time for “how do you get a baby out a blender?” type jokes?

 

[hemiarch]

I find this comment baffling. I assume you are talking about the two cupholders in the Cybertruck's center console?

Literally every cup I've ever tried to fit in there has fit. Yes, I'm aware that if the cup is too wide it wouldn't fit but that's true of any cupholder and I don't do Big Gulps and the like. The worst thing is a cupholder that won't hold a normal sized cup without it sloshing it's contents around. I have cups that are a loose fit, and cups that are a tight fit, but they are all held securely and are easy to use.

It was a joke. It’s a frequent annoyance I read on here and therefore worth a poke to me. As Gus pointed out, tongue in cheek.
no intention of baffling or misinforming anyone.

 

[UberNoob]

Shoulda been priced 79.99 like the trucks

there obviously Foundation Beasts.

 

[hemiarch]

I want to see those notes.

"Recommended patient air down and put it in Intestine Mode."

Atypical use of wade mode

 

[Gigahorse]

Few dentists going to put their kids through private school thanks to those?

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