My CTB reservation # is dropping faster than my Tesla stock…meanwhile:

[Jethro]

(insert YOUR situation):

-Rivian is calling/texting me weekly to come get my R1T
-Rivian came out with very competitive R2 but delivered in 2 years
-my 22’ MYP has lost 60% of it’s value
-got suspended from FSD again for trying to adjust the climate (keep your eyes on the road!)
-US election worried
-Russia/China worries
-forecast 22” of snow in next few days and no Cybertruck
-insurance ran out with my Cybertruck Therapist
-Wife thinks Cybertruck purchase is extramarital affair

What’s yours?

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[Jethro]

(insert YOUR situation):

-Rivian is calling/texting me weekly to come get my R1T
-Rivian came out with very competitive R2 but delivered in 2 years
-my 22’ MYP has lost 60% of it’s value
-got suspended from FSD again for trying to adjust the climate (keep your eyes on the road!)
-US election worried
-Russia/China worries
-forecast 22” of snow in next few days and no Cybertruck
-insurance ran out with my Cybertruck Therapist
-Wife thinks Cybertruck purchase is extramarital affair

What’s yours?

WE GOTTA HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS…

 

[Gigahorse]

Rivian and Chevy of all companies are looking like the cute girl down the street while I am committed to my CyberBeast.

 

[Jethro]

Rivian and Chevy of all companies are looking like the cute girl down the street while I am committed to my CyberBeast.

LOL! Even my old Ford ex-wife is looking good.

Cyberbeast is more like an “engagement”…a lot can still go wrong!

AND fiancé wont allow a “test Drive”.

 

[Kjod_63]

It’s a lot like that Ukrainian dating App. My money’s gone and she’s no where to be seen!

 

[mark555055c]

-Considering a 3x leveraged short on TSLA.
-Hate anyone who has taken delivery of a Cybertruck.
-Thinking maybe a Toyota Prius is not that bad.
-Perhaps Hydrogen fuel cell vehicles are the future.

 

[Jethro]

-Considering a 3x leveraged short on TSLA.
-Hate anyone who has taken delivery of a Cybertruck.
-Thinking maybe a Toyota Prius is not that bad.
-Perhaps Hydrogen fuel cell vehicles are the future.

All are very funny, but you are killing me with “High-drogen”

 

[M0unt41nm4n]

(insert YOUR situation):

-Rivian is calling/texting me weekly to come get my R1T
-Rivian came out with very competitive R2 but delivered in 2 years
-my 22’ MYP has lost 60% of it’s value
-got suspended from FSD again for trying to adjust the climate (keep your eyes on the road!)
-US election worried
-Russia/China worries
-forecast 22” of snow in next few days and no Cybertruck
-insurance ran out with my Cybertruck Therapist
-Wife thinks Cybertruck purchase is extramarital affair

What’s yours?

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