Don’t be a moron like me with Summon and pole saw

[Vegetaban]

So I had the bright idea to use my truck in high mode to trim some branches in my mom’s driveway.
I decided to move the truck with my smart summon.
DON’T BE A DUMBASS LIKE ME.

I fell backwards into my roof rack and have a giant ass red mark in the middle of my back.
It’s gonna be sore as fuck.

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[JCERRN]

Ouch.

 

[Vegetaban]

Yeah I’d share the pic. But o don’t want people seeing my ugly back

 

[UberNoob]

Gonna feel that in the morning. At least glass didn’t break too.

 

[P_O_Man3849]

Forget the pic of your back, we want to see the sentry footage lol...

 

[hemiarch]

Sure you don’t need a scan or something? Or at least some muscle relaxants or pain meds from an ER?
And yeah. Sentry footage might be entertaining.

 

[AlDente]

Yee-Haw!

 

[MCraft99]

She bucks pretty hard! Don't leave it on beast mode.

Sure you don’t need a scan or something? Or at least some muscle relaxants or pain meds from an ER?

And yeah. Sentry footage might be entertaining.

In June 2026, patient was presened to the ER blue in the face with symptoms of a sore bum and lesson learned. He was treated and released on watch with burn cream.

 

[cyberville]

OP, muchas gracias for sharing this innovative CT adventure. Wishes for a speedy recovery.

 

[Vegetaban]

Sure you don’t need a scan or something? Or at least some muscle relaxants or pain meds from an ER?
And yeah. Sentry footage might be entertaining.

I’m gonna get an X-ray or mri tomorrow

 

[devdrone6]

It was only a matter of time before the “Hold my beer” story version for CT ASS started.

“Hold my ASS”?

 

[eSteve]

So I had the bright idea to use my truck in high mode to trim some branches in my mom’s driveway.
I decided to move the truck with my smart summon.
DON’T BE A DUMBASS LIKE ME.

I fell backwards into my roof rack and have a giant ass red mark in the middle of my back.
It’s gonna be sore as fuck.

Now that is an upscale redneck thing to do, I must say!! Bravo and "dilly-dilly"

 

[CyberGus]

Images of the incident obtained

 

[boley]

Seriously, I think we need a creep mode that lets us drive from the back like any good man lift.

 

[PungoteagueDave]

We do this every year - tow the boat behind the truck down our mile-long tree-tunnel driveway, with my wife driving and me on the T-top cutting branches with an Ego tree saw. There has been hilarity but so far no injuries. My wife says I'm depriving deserving "new Americans" from a job, and is it really worth saving $20/hr? For me it's not about money, it's the adventure...

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