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So I had the bright idea to use my truck in high mode to trim some branches in my mom’s driveway.
I decided to move the truck with my smart summon.
DON’T BE A DUMBASS LIKE ME.

I fell backwards into my roof rack and have a giant ass red mark in the middle of my back.
It’s gonna be sore as fuck.
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Gonna feel that in the morning. At least glass didn’t break too.
 


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Sure you don’t need a scan or something? Or at least some muscle relaxants or pain meds from an ER?
And yeah. Sentry footage might be entertaining. 😁
 

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Yee-Haw!
 

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She bucks pretty hard! Don't leave it on beast mode.

Sure you don’t need a scan or something? Or at least some muscle relaxants or pain meds from an ER?

And yeah. Sentry footage might be entertaining. 😁
In June 2026, patient was presened to the ER blue in the face with symptoms of a sore bum and lesson learned. He was treated and released on watch with burn cream.
 
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OP, muchas gracias for sharing this innovative CT adventure. Wishes for a speedy recovery.
 
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Sure you don’t need a scan or something? Or at least some muscle relaxants or pain meds from an ER?
And yeah. Sentry footage might be entertaining. 😁
I’m gonna get an X-ray or mri tomorrow
 


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So I had the bright idea to use my truck in high mode to trim some branches in my mom’s driveway.
I decided to move the truck with my smart summon.
DON’T BE A DUMBASS LIKE ME.

I fell backwards into my roof rack and have a giant ass red mark in the middle of my back.
It’s gonna be sore as fuck.
Now that is an upscale redneck thing to do, I must say!! Bravo and "dilly-dilly" 🍻🍻
 
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We do this every year - tow the boat behind the truck down our mile-long tree-tunnel driveway, with my wife driving and me on the T-top cutting branches with an Ego tree saw. There has been hilarity but so far no injuries. My wife says I'm depriving deserving "new Americans" from a job, and is it really worth saving $20/hr? For me it's not about money, it's the adventure...
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