Egg my CT for $, what could go wrong?

[Kryptek]

Thinking about hosting a local event where locals throw an egg (for $ donation) at my cybertruck, one at a time.

I would limit the distance they could get to it, maybe 20ft. Besides a side mirror being damaged what other bad things could occur outside of crazies trying to set it on fire?

I think washing it off should be ok within a few hours of the first egg yah?

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[devdrone6]

Them's be ostrich eggs or that is a tiny CT. You better provide the eggs to be on the safe side. I'd tape the wheel flares and the window glass rubber. Maybe even the panel gaps.

That would be a nightmare to clean if eggs got in the cracks.

 

[Kryptek]

I think ill limit the target zone to doors/side only. Great idea on tape the gaps up. Yes I planned on providing the eggs for sale.

I will bring a portable water sprayer and hose it down between slow periods of inactivity.

 

[RoboTaxi]

How much to kick you in the nuts?

 

[65SoYoLO]

What could go wrong? Some clown hard boiled an egg and throwing it at the windshield. Smash.

 

[TJCJr9999]

Thinking about hosting a local event where locals throw an egg (for $ donation) at my cybertruck, one at a time.

I would limit the distance they could get to it, maybe 20ft. Besides a side mirror being damaged what other bad things could occur outside of crazies trying to set it on fire?

I think washing it off should be ok within a few hours of the first egg yah?

And as a $50.00 bonus, let them punch the door panels, hands only, one hit per $50, and watch them cry as its like hitting a brick wall.

 

[65SoYoLO]

And as a $50.00 bonus, let them punch the door panels, hands only, one hit per $50, and watch them cry as its like hitting a brick wall.

now we're talkin'!!! LOL.

 

[misdemeanor]

Grok AI generation FTW

 

[65SoYoLO]

Maybe water balloons would be a better idea?

 

[Baldyloxx]

How much to kick you in the nuts?

“I’d buy that for a dollar”

 

[FarAway]

I don't like the idea of encouraging violence against a CyberTruck even if it is for a charity.

(It plays into the "hate" narrative and normalizes the violence.)

 

[sys700]

I'd worry about people sneaking ceramic eggs from Tractor Supply in their pockets.

 

[ABILISK]

I’d rather bring a large rubber mallet and let them hit the door. Eggs are no joke to clean.

 

[CyberGus]

Eggs? Wouldn't it be cheaper to throw steak and lobster

 

[njsinger]

How much to kick you in the nuts?

Ha!

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