HaulingAss
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You know, if you guys are that worried about the dangers of crashing, why not just get full body airbag suits for everyone involved, some scuba breathing gear that can be shared before you can get the doors open if the cabin immediately fills with smoke, a 120V jaws of life you can keep inside the vehicle for those particularly difficult crashes where the doors are so crushed even the emergency ripcords can't work (and first responders can't get to the remote area quickly enough), make sure you have a battery power bank in case the 120V outlets are inoperative and, for if the jaws of life can't get you out, stash emergency rations and water around the cabin in case your accident doesn't get reported and your cell phone doesn't work and you have to survive a few days locked inside. Oh, yeah, in the bed of the truck, once you are successful at escaping, have a stretcher handy back there, so you can immobilize anyone who might have a spinal injury. Those can be deadly, you know.
Remember, the best accident is no accident. So repeat after me, "Only get out of bed if you have to, because you could die out there!". And remember, you cannot become trapped inside a motorcycle so, for safety reasons, never drive a four wheeled vehicle when a motorcycle is more than adequate! If you're smart, and you stay in bed all day (for safety reasons), put a large rock by the side of your bed. You can use this to break the bedroom window in the event of a fire in case you are too weak to lift the window open. An electric chainsaw is handy for sawing through wood doors in case the flames are licking up the outside walls and the window is not a viable option. Also, always till the soil regularly under your bedroom window in case you have to exit hastily. Hard ground can cause injuries or you could hit your head and die.
Next week we will discuss what to do if you are trapped under a fallen tree with your mouth barely above the surface of a rising river, and how you can prepare yourself for this deadly situation. Stay tuned, it could save your life!
Remember, the best accident is no accident. So repeat after me, "Only get out of bed if you have to, because you could die out there!". And remember, you cannot become trapped inside a motorcycle so, for safety reasons, never drive a four wheeled vehicle when a motorcycle is more than adequate! If you're smart, and you stay in bed all day (for safety reasons), put a large rock by the side of your bed. You can use this to break the bedroom window in the event of a fire in case you are too weak to lift the window open. An electric chainsaw is handy for sawing through wood doors in case the flames are licking up the outside walls and the window is not a viable option. Also, always till the soil regularly under your bedroom window in case you have to exit hastily. Hard ground can cause injuries or you could hit your head and die.
Next week we will discuss what to do if you are trapped under a fallen tree with your mouth barely above the surface of a rising river, and how you can prepare yourself for this deadly situation. Stay tuned, it could save your life!
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