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Q: How do you know a Cybertruck has been crash tested?
A: The wall is broken
A CT destroyed a prius just by driving past it.

A parked CT is still faster than any Ford.

Champions are the breakfast of the CT.

The CT can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

The CT makes onions cry.

When the CT hit a crash test dummy, the CT destroyed its soul.

When the sun sets, the CT doesn't turn its lights on, it turns the dark off.

The CT is so fast, it outruns its shadow.

The CT doesn't raise its suspension, it pushed the earth down.

While you're charging, the CT can run the show 60 minutes in 15 minutes.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with the CT.

The universe is expanding because it's running away from the CT.

The stainless steel shell on a CT makes the sun squint.
 
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A CT destroyed a prius just by driving past it.

A parked CT is still faster than any Ford.

Champions are the breakfast of the CT.

The CT can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

The CT makes onions cry.

When the CT hit a crash test dummy, it destroyed its soul.

When the sun sets, the CT doesn't turn its lights on, it turns the dark off.

The CT is so fast, it outruns its shadow.

The CT doesn't raise its suspension, it pushed the earth down.

While you're charging, the CT can run the show 60 minutes in 15 minutes.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with the CT.

The universe is expanding because it's running away from the CT.

The stainless steel shell on a CT makes the sun squint.
Tesla Cybertruck Crash Tested Cybertruck Parked at Arkansas Hampton Inn Overnight [Interior + Exterior Pics] 7mkiuy
 

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If it is hydraulic on the rear (CT has sliding rear calipers), and it is the Brembo Sensify system, then it is certainly on the front as well, since Brembo Sensify fixed calipers are only available as a localized hydraulic option (for now).
I really hope that it has sensify! It will make it the best truck ever with just that alone
 

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A CT destroyed a prius just by driving past it.

A parked CT is still faster than any Ford.

Champions are the breakfast of the CT.

The CT can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

The CT makes onions cry.

When the CT hit a crash test dummy, the CT destroyed its soul.

When the sun sets, the CT doesn't turn its lights on, it turns the dark off.

The CT is so fast, it outruns its shadow.

The CT doesn't raise its suspension, it pushed the earth down.

While you're charging, the CT can run the show 60 minutes in 15 minutes.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with the CT.

The universe is expanding because it's running away from the CT.

The stainless steel shell on a CT makes the sun squint.







What do you get when you cross a Cyber Truck with a DeLorean? A time machine that can only go back to the 80s.
How do you know if someone owns a Cyber Truck? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
What do you call a Cyber Truck that can’t break its windows? A Cyber Trunk.
Why did Elon Musk design the Cyber Truck? Because he wanted to make a car that looks like his hairline.
How do you charge a Cyber Truck? You plug it into a wall outlet and hope it doesn’t catch fire.
What do you call a Cyber Truck that has been in an accident? A Cyber Scrap.
How do you play Tetris with a Cyber Truck? You stack them on top of each other and hope they disappear.
What do you call a Cyber Truck that can fly? A Cyber Plane. No, wait, that’s just a regular plane.
How do you make a Cyber Truck more aerodynamic? You throw it off a cliff.
What do you call a Cyber Truck that can swim? A Cyber Boat. No, wait, that’s just a regular boat.
 


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Seriously! If you are in this forum you should be required to have one on you at all times now. lol
Seriously! This should be standard equipment in any vehicle in TX. Specifically in the greater Austin area. It's compact and fits in any glovebox or center console.

Tesla Cybertruck Crash Tested Cybertruck Parked at Arkansas Hampton Inn Overnight [Interior + Exterior Pics] IMG_6822
 

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That looks more like a wire loom to me. ?
Although, the previous suspension pictures clearly show hydraulics…
Tesla Cybertruck Crash Tested Cybertruck Parked at Arkansas Hampton Inn Overnight [Interior + Exterior Pics] Screenshot-2023-08-11-at-3.57.59-PM


That's a hydraulic hose with a double-crimped end IMHO.
 

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I would like to see the results of any side impact tests they perform, which I assume they are required to conduct.

This also might not be the “official” government crash test results, but I’m definitely not in the know on how cars are tested. Great pictures!!!!
Are the official crash tests performed in Ann Arbor, MI, or is that just the EPA range testing?
 


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Can someone please try to get some photos detailing the front and rear brakes, especially a view from behind the wheel? Looking for electrical connections vs hydraulic lines, or if Brembo Sensify, localized mini hydraulic pumps at the wheels. Much appreciated!
The photos taken of the CT 'abandoned' on i-280 last week showed a hydraulic line :-( I was hoping, as you, that they would be using the Brembo Sensify.
 

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If this is the unit designated for the crush test it doesn't necessarily need to have the latest version of brake calipers. ??
One can hope. Also, the pix taken of the CT off i-280 were an earlier prototype.
 

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Thank you for capturing and posting these! And especially of the interior shot. Although it confirms my suspicion that, even though the Cybertruck website still says "6 seats," they've scaled it down to 5. Greatly saddens me, as I have a family of 6, so not sure what we're supposed to do. Do y'all think there might be some after market mod where you can take out that stupid center console and put in a "baby seat" as it was originally intended?
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