Careful what you ASSk for; or, “How I got ASS early and, why you’ll just want to wait.”

[dalton108]

I’ve been very vocal about wanting ASS ASAP; really what I wanted was just dumb summon.

Yesterday, while stopping to charge in Beatty [“bay-dee”], Nevada [“nuh-vad-uh”] I got more than I bargained for in the “ASS”department.

As I was pulling into town this guy was standing in the middle of the street of the highway. By the time I got back from using the bathroom and grabbing some snacks he was walking with the lady in front of my car who clearly had been feeding him and then he walked right up to my car.

Cute young fella (I did not feed him it’s harmful to them and makes them kinda aggressive and I wish people would not do it).

He was very persistent.

At this point after I got in the car he came right up to the window and when he turned his back right at my door I was afraid he was going to kick the car.

Instead, unlike the cute girl but that somebody got previously and the gross dude but that came right on its heels ?; I got ass ass (a.k.a. burrow butt) rubbed all over my door! This is a shocking level of disrespect.

?? !

Two things:

1. Thank God for HFS, because I’m pretty damn sure that any other car would’ve dented from the weight of that massive ass!!!

2. @CybertruckCovers, I’m doing a whole bunch of torture testing for this product for free:

1. Triple digit speed test while I was in Mexico. “??”

2. Pinstripe prevention.

3. ASS ASS resistance.

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TL/DR: ASS on CT (alpha build). Do not install, wait for a more stable/less ornery build.

1/5 Stars

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[kush777]

Hah, I was just there. There are about 1000 wild burros in and around Beatty. Did you get any jerky at that stop -

 

[dalton108]

Hah, I was just there. There are about 1000 wild burros in and around Beatty. Did you get any jerky at that stop -

I’ll get some on the way home. That’s when I usually do it.

As far as the burrows yeah I’ve been through there many times over many decades (whether just going to Death Valley) or heading further up the state like this trip. I’ve never had an experience like this with a burrow. ?

In fact, in my experience, wild horses have been more likely to approach like this than these guys.

I suspect that this guy has been bold enough and fed enough that he’s like that wild raven or something t you see at any national park hat’s gotten super comfortable with people. My fear for him is that he’s going to get run over.

 

[kush777]

The burro that was there was making a lot of people uncomfortable as he was really persistent -

 

[koolio]

Seeing him checking out the other cars is when I'd be really glad I have a Cybertruck with the stainless steel. lol

ASS: I know, right? Can we just get dumb summon...at least?

 

[Thunderstrike44]

Love this story, Made me laugh myself silly. Never been in those parts will have to check it out.

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